So there I was idly browsing the internet for the first time in a while...

[ShinyPinkShoes]

....chatting to a friend and joking that after all these years of being single there must be someone out there for me???

Conversation then moved to larking about...and the fatal question "Is there such a thing as mail order husbands?"

Yes me dears there is indeed:
Take a look but mind your eyes, now!

Mail Order Husbands

[ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight]

of course it's a spoof!

[blinks]

it's a spoof fo sho but a good one.

[Claire2009]

O.M.G

"I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids." - Stan, based in Iraq.

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Oi Claire- he was MY match.
You keep your hands off you hear?

[Claire2009]

LOL, you can have him

[ShinyPinkShoes]

No no Claire I have my eyes very firmly on Phillip now [puke]

[LaurieFairyCake]

that is a fantastic spoof

[LaurieFairyCake]

Apparently my perfect match is a guy called Arnaud - slightly tubby bigger than mobydick in a thong on a yacht.

[Fimbo]

I want half price guy lol

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Have you all checked out the facebook group

[woodenchair]

Fantastic, but how to chose?

[bleh]

Akim, trying to appear "unavailable"
"It's actually quite ridiculous that I'm here. I do quite well for myself - meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don't really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes."
Then WTF are you doing on there?

[bleh]

Hang on. I also got matched to Hans. And he's also wearing a small green speedo and is gazing to sea on his yacht. I smell a rat!

[MuffinToptheMule]

I did the compatibility test. I got "Stan, (stationed) in Iraq." He wants to have a bunch of kids.

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Ha! I got Stan too

[CherryChoc]

I got Arnaud! His description isn't very funny though, I feel cheated!