So there I was idly browsing the internet for the first time in a while...

[ShinyPinkShoes]

....chatting to a friend and joking that after all these years of being single there must be someone out there for me???

Conversation then moved to larking about...and the fatal question "Is there such a thing as mail order husbands?"

Yes me dears there is indeed:
Take a look but mind your eyes, now!

Mail Order Husbands

[CherryChoc]

I got Arnaud! His description isn't very funny though, I feel cheated!

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Ha! I got Stan too

[MuffinToptheMule]

I did the compatibility test. I got "Stan, (stationed) in Iraq." He wants to have a bunch of kids.

[bleh]

Hang on. I also got matched to Hans. And he's also wearing a small green speedo and is gazing to sea on his yacht. I smell a rat!

[bleh]

Akim, trying to appear "unavailable"
"It's actually quite ridiculous that I'm here. I do quite well for myself - meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don't really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes."
Then WTF are you doing on there?

[woodenchair]

Fantastic, but how to chose?

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Have you all checked out the facebook group

[Fimbo]

I want half price guy lol

[LaurieFairyCake]

Apparently my perfect match is a guy called Arnaud - slightly tubby bigger than mobydick in a thong on a yacht.

[LaurieFairyCake]

that is a fantastic spoof

[ShinyPinkShoes]

No no Claire I have my eyes very firmly on Phillip now [puke]

[Claire2009]

LOL, you can have him

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Oi Claire- he was MY match.
You keep your hands off you hear?

[Claire2009]

O.M.G

"I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids." - Stan, based in Iraq.

[blinks]

it's a spoof fo sho but a good one.

[ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight]

of course it's a spoof!

[ThePhantomPlopper]

I want Marcus.

[prettyfly1]

oh thats the best idea EVER! lol

[MrsFlittersnoop]

"About Mail Order Husbands, Inc.

Mail Order Husbands, Inc. has global operations in 157 countries. Its services range from spouse-ordering services for women to university diploma-ordering services as well as other services it prefers not to discuss. The MailOrderHusbands.net division was recently nominated by the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences for a prestigious Webby Award as one of the best services on the Internet. The nomination was later revoked upon further consideration.

MailOrderHusbands.net, Clickin' for Love in All the Wrong Places, Clickin' for Love, Click Here for Some Lovin', Having Trouble Finding a Husband?, and the MailOrderHusbands.net logo are trademarks of Mail Order Husbands, Inc. "

[Portofino]

It's got to be a spoof. Tis fantastic though!

[MANATEEequineOHARA]

Heheheheh...the picture of "Ariana and Mark" is hilarious!!!

[MANATEEequineOHARA]

Oh I got Hans of Hanover too! I think I will save my money!

[SoupDragon]

Of course it's a spoof Very funny!

[Stretch]

This has made me PMSL!! They look like Americas Most Wanted!!