So there I was idly browsing the internet for the first time in a while...

[ShinyPinkShoes]

....chatting to a friend and joking that after all these years of being single there must be someone out there for me???

Conversation then moved to larking about...and the fatal question "Is there such a thing as mail order husbands?"

Yes me dears there is indeed:
Take a look but mind your eyes, now!

Mail Order Husbands

[Overmydeadbody]

Shiny they are all definately damaged!

[poshwellies]

It's a spoof!

[2cats2many]

So, I did the compatibility test and my soul mate is Hans from Germany who says:

'"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.'

Lucky me!!

[Overmydeadbody]

me too shiny, me too

[EffieGadsby]

Oh, this is good! (if it were real it would be even better, but very funny nonetheless). I intend to lose 20 lbs by 3pm, too.

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Ladies I bring you further excitement.

There is a Facebook group

[SpaceSaver]

This has to be a spoof. No one could really be thinking they'd make money out of this, because no sane woman would ever express an interest in these fellas ... would they?! And there's an ad on the site saying, 'Lose 20 pounds in a day!' Says it all.

Makes my ex look saintly.

[JonAndHate]

Do you think Philip is wanted in Canada?

"I'm lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy basement apartment and I'm hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren't in Canada please email me. "

I've told DH that if he gets too much into meat ships (thank you to whoever posted that link!) he'll end up on this mail order website!!!

[TitsalinaBumsquash]

Have you noticed the weight loss advery on the side of compatibility test page - Loose 20lbs TODAY! then the 9am bigger girl then the 3pm skinny girl. ROFL

[ShinyPinkShoes]

...and then you click on it and it takes you to a totally different place.

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

'Name: Leonard
It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough.
Location: Southside Chicago, USA'

(crying)

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

'Name: Leonard
It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough.
Location: Southside Chicago, USA'

dress a wound?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

Name: Buzet
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Location: Romania

oops

[ShinyPinkShoes]

Devil- do the compatibility test

[Stretch]

This has made me PMSL!! They look like Americas Most Wanted!!

[SoupDragon]

Of course it's a spoof Very funny!

[MANATEEequineOHARA]

Oh I got Hans of Hanover too! I think I will save my money!

[MANATEEequineOHARA]

Heheheheh...the picture of "Ariana and Mark" is hilarious!!!

[Portofino]

It's got to be a spoof. Tis fantastic though!

[MrsFlittersnoop]

"About Mail Order Husbands, Inc.

Mail Order Husbands, Inc. has global operations in 157 countries. Its services range from spouse-ordering services for women to university diploma-ordering services as well as other services it prefers not to discuss. The MailOrderHusbands.net division was recently nominated by the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences for a prestigious Webby Award as one of the best services on the Internet. The nomination was later revoked upon further consideration.

MailOrderHusbands.net, Clickin' for Love in All the Wrong Places, Clickin' for Love, Click Here for Some Lovin', Having Trouble Finding a Husband?, and the MailOrderHusbands.net logo are trademarks of Mail Order Husbands, Inc. "

[prettyfly1]

oh thats the best idea EVER! lol

[ThePhantomPlopper]

I want Marcus.