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Original poster

So, our sex life has got a bit non-existent, so braved a chat with DH....

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 22:32

about what we could do to restore a bit of excitement in our relationship. I asked if there were any fantasies he would like to act out. So apparently, what he would most like to do is "take me roughly from behind in the Frozen Food aisle in Sainsburys".

This wasn't quite what i had in mind! I mean i like shopping but.....

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ronshar · 15/05/2009 22:33

Wouldnt you get a bit cold?
Maybe the bread aisle would be slightly more acceptable!

oliviasmama · 15/05/2009 22:34

At least it was Sainsburys and not Aldi or Lidl

controlfreakythecontrolfreak · 15/05/2009 22:35

or wantonly amongst the fruit and veg?

alysonpeaches · 15/05/2009 22:35

My husband works at Sainsbury's and he said the staff wont mind.

Shitemum · 15/05/2009 22:35

No, no, you want to stay away from the baguettes!

BCNS · 15/05/2009 22:35

PMSL ( sorry but it did make me chuckle).. well that couldtake a bit of arranging!

would a side alley or the countrysdie not make a good subsitute.. or a train bonk?

controlfreakythecontrolfreak · 15/05/2009 22:35

dont you have a waitrose near you??

whooosh · 15/05/2009 22:35

So he's a closet exhibitionist!
not that the frozen aisle is the busiest...)

Wonderstuff · 15/05/2009 22:35

Gosh, who would expect that! What is your plan? What fantasies did you have (nosy).

fryalot · 15/05/2009 22:36

are you sure he didn't mean he wanted you to buy more roughage next time you're in the supermarket?

although, if he did, it's much better to buy fresh

moaningminnie2020 · 15/05/2009 22:37

oh and i was sure this was gonna be the friday night bumsex thread

liahgen · 15/05/2009 22:38

moaning. It still could be

Original poster
FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 22:38

There is a Waitrose near us, but I didn't exactly imagine it would add much to the experience! Well maybe unless you got extra points or something!

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moaningminnie2020 · 15/05/2009 22:39

dairy aisle then, near the butter??

Original poster
FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 22:39

Um moaning, he has been hinting at that, so i kind of imagined that was what he was thinking!

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Weegiemum · 15/05/2009 22:39

Could you borrow a Sainsbury's uniform from someone?

Podrick · 15/05/2009 22:41

Just try talking like a pirate like the rest of us

lou33 · 15/05/2009 22:41

i dont think it's that uncommon a fantasy

i have heard a few men say the same thing

more importantly, did you agree?

solidgoldSneezeLikeApig · 15/05/2009 22:42

Lidl is a better bet as the aisles are always so cluttered up with pallets and crates that there is more stuff to hide behind.

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 22:43

I do know someone who works in the bakery at at our local Sainsbos. I can't quite imagine the conversation though. "Um, could i borrow your uniform, I um need it for SOMETHING"

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tigana · 15/05/2009 22:43

No, see there is a SIGNIFICANT difference between 'from behind' and bumsex...

unless he has been hinting at wanting sex involving butter?!

lou33 · 15/05/2009 22:44

then surely he would have specified the dairy aisle?

Weegiemum · 15/05/2009 22:46

its Friday .... its quarter to eleven .... and someone has finally mentioned bumsex

Hooray for MN!

Original poster
FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 22:46

Well I was quite shocked at the suggestion and didn't go into the finer details! I mean, surreptitious sex over the fish fingers!

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SpringySponge · 15/05/2009 22:50

Have a good wash & maybe he won't get fish fingers.