So, our sex life has got a bit non-existent, so braved a chat with DH....

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about what we could do to restore a bit of excitement in our relationship. I asked if there were any fantasies he would like to act out. So apparently, what he would most like to do is "take me roughly from behind in the Frozen Food aisle in Sainsburys".

This wasn't quite what i had in mind! I mean i like shopping but.....

Interestingly, the frozen aisle gets my heart pounding... it can induce tachycardia in me, linked to the change in ambient temperature... not all that sexy tbh.

Actually you'd think the cold would put him off! Maybe he was an eskimo in previously life?

I will confess that I was the library man. Can't see that supermarket offers the same sort of serious ambience.

Am I the only one who would be concerned about potential man shrinkage in the frozen food aisle?

It worries me too. He needs all the help he can get, bless him.

I still can't see the library thing though. Nooka, maybe we need to swap DHs .

I'm afraid mine is also off sex at the moment, so you wouldn't be getting a good deal. He says it's his age...

frozen food aisle ? Bizarre.

I've just suggested that to DH and his exact words were.....

"Fuck off. Somebody's making it up. What are they going to do, fill the bedroom with frozen peas?"

I think I can breathe a sigh of relief that DH does not share OP's DH's proclivities.

DH is more of a stockings and spitty blowjob type man. Essentially a simple soul

Get a supermarket type tabard or something and strew some bags of frozen peas and sweetcorn on the bed, and go for it .

I think it the whole "naughtiness" of it really! Rather than the temperature. I don't think frozen peas in the bedroom would fulfil the fantasty! At least I hope not .