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So, our sex life has got a bit non-existent, so braved a chat with DH....

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 22:32

about what we could do to restore a bit of excitement in our relationship. I asked if there were any fantasies he would like to act out. So apparently, what he would most like to do is "take me roughly from behind in the Frozen Food aisle in Sainsburys".

This wasn't quite what i had in mind! I mean i like shopping but.....

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themoon66 · 15/05/2009 22:50
ronshar · 15/05/2009 22:50

I really think that you need to get some clarification.
Is it bum sex or behind sex. It could make all the difference to which aisle would be most suitable.

Wonderstuff · 15/05/2009 22:50

Men are so odd, why would supermarket sex turn you on, libraries I could understand, but what is sexy about a supermarket??

StirlingTheStrong · 15/05/2009 22:52

Well, if it happens in the frozen food aisle it should help to make you look perky

Pity "Jim'll fix it" isn't still on. I am sure he would have helped make this wish come true!

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 22:53

Why are libraries more sexy than supermarkets? What aisle WOULD be appropriate for bumsex? The chocolate aisle?

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JustcallmeDog · 15/05/2009 22:53

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ronshar · 15/05/2009 22:55

I would imagine that any aisle with glass bottles could get messy, maybe the nappy/kitchen roll aisles?

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ToughDaddy · 15/05/2009 22:59

have "witnessed sex" in library studying for my finals. Everyone stopped and had a look. Was very exciting. Can't imagine the safe intensity and contrast in supermarket. I am sure people would continue to rush in supermarket

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 23:00

Now I could (at a push) go for the cake aisle in M&S. I was hoping a bit more for dressing as a nurse or a teacher or something....not captain flippin Birdseye!

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MrsMcCluskey · 15/05/2009 23:01

Somewhere with soft furnishings would be better?
Amybe the beanbag aisle at Dunelm?

Wonderstuff · 15/05/2009 23:02

Something sexy about the smell of books, they are peaceful and interesting and I get the thrill of being in an public place and maybe getting caught, I guess you can romanicise a library - I know that in reality its not that sexy, but v.cold, neon lights, loads of people, nothing soft, frozen food aisle is the total opposite of sexy imo

ToughDaddy · 15/05/2009 23:09

JustcallmeDog- yep, she walked in sat down to study. He kept staring at her. neither could concentrate then he walked over and whispered something in her ear and then the two walked over to the less visble part of the library and get down to doing it. Most couldn't see but most could hear.

And then they went back to their books like nothing had happened. Both seemed quite focussed after that. Made it hard for some to concentrate.

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 23:09

I think he does like the thrill that he might be caught! In our pre-dc days he often liked "open" places.

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fruitbeard · 15/05/2009 23:11

Being in the library (or any bookshop for that matter) always makes me want to do a poo...

Which when taken in the context of bumsex could either be seen as v. sensible (in terms of a good clearout beforehand) or rather icky...

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 23:14

fruitbeard, why? Is it the unnatural quiet? Ot the fact that you have outstanding fines?

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Wonderstuff · 15/05/2009 23:16

I have the urge to poo in libraries too, it is quite common, there was a thread about it a while ago...

fruitbeard · 15/05/2009 23:17

Dunno FF - something about books always sets me off... probably too much reading on the loo as a child!

Anyway, it would deffo put me off the library as a potential nookie spot!

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FreshlyFrozen · 15/05/2009 23:35

Well I have to adit i have gone off any idea I MIGHT have had about doing it in the library now!

That's just made me think - Colonel Mustard did it in the library with the lead piping

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solidgoldSneezeLikeApig · 16/05/2009 00:18

Honestly, pity the poor folk trying just to read in the library, with shitting elfs in one corner and a gang bang in the next...

mrsmaidamess · 16/05/2009 00:22

I always get the urge to poo in the antiques shop. Is the hushed tones and soft carpet?

solidgoldSneezeLikeApig · 16/05/2009 01:10

You must have a nicer shithouse than I do if hushed tones and soft carpet trigger your bowels...

PurpleOne · 16/05/2009 02:43

Do you get Nectar points in the Marmite aisle?

nooka · 16/05/2009 04:41

Have to say I have often experienced horniness in the supermarket (actually especially in the freezer aisles for some reason - something to do with the cold maybe?). I think just because it is basically impossible to act out my desires, so a very safe place to be suggestive to dh - although he has always reacted with irritation tbh. I have never fantasized about supermarkets at home though - that does seem rather odd