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Would you be hurt by this comment....?

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heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 19:15

Alright Dh and I are trying to spice up our sex life (well I'm trying harder). By accident I hurt his "manhood"...I swear it was really an accident...He said to me arrrrght, I'll make you a drawing of how to do it properly !! in a very nasty tone of voice. He really hurt my feelings...did I overreact ?

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BitOfFun · 24/02/2009 21:57

MtC@L, I thought I'd better redeem myself for my momentary gullibilty at cocks having little bones in them... I mean, I knew they didn't, but when you see evidence...

AnyFucker · 24/02/2009 21:57

heisanidiot, ask BitOFFun, she is the knowledgeable one

BitOfFun · 24/02/2009 21:59

Look, I can't me the only one with late night cable?

heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 22:01

Well bitofun..dh went down under before the accident happened iykwim..thanks god I insisted on being served first !!!...

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heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 22:03

Mennn From sunday to monday, I felt like a sexgoddess..you know good at it..he ruined it all in what 24 hours ??? If it would have been me in his situation, I would have bite my lips.

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BigGitDad · 24/02/2009 22:04

If you want a proper answer I think you ought to put this in the dadsnet section
But fwiw I bet it feckin'hurt...
Boners are sensitive things you know..

poshwellies · 24/02/2009 22:04

What,literally?

heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 22:06

bigitdad-pffff..he shouldnt have reacted like a twit !

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AnyFucker · 24/02/2009 22:07

pmsl, welcome to MN heisanidiot

thumbwitch · 24/02/2009 22:08

I think you are being oversensitive (bit like blokes nobs!) It probably really hurt and people in general aren't renowned for being particularly sensitive to others' feelings when their most delicate bits have just been walloped!

Let it go, it's unlikely he meant it.

heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 22:09

Thanks anyfucker !

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BigGitDad · 24/02/2009 22:14

Maybe he should have said 'OUCH! Excuse me darling but your copulation technique is slightly lacking around the entry region...?'
I'll get my coat now....

ThePregnantHedgeWitch · 24/02/2009 22:44

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mayorquimby · 25/02/2009 11:22

in fairness that would hurt like hell.
people sometimes snap when they've been hurt wether accidentally or on purpose.
i think you're over reacting.

NotQuiteCockney · 25/02/2009 11:33

I would make clear to him that what he said hurt your feelings, and talk to him about it.

Yes, penises can get broken, but no, human penises don't have bones in them. (Some mammal penises do, though, racoons for example, so it's not that weird an idea.)

He can't have been that hurt if he wanted to carry on. Does he have a history of lashing out at you, verbally?

Blondeshavemorefun · 26/02/2009 10:19

if it hurt him so much, how come he wanted to continue?

real cock pain and no way a man is going to want to continue

and i really must learn not to google things

you would have thought i would have learnt after dragon butter

scatty sex

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