Would you be hurt by this comment....?

[heisanidiot]

Alright Dh and I are trying to spice up our sex life (well I'm trying harder). By accident I hurt his "manhood"...I swear it was really an accident...He said to me arrrrght, I'll make you a drawing of how to do it properly !! in a very nasty tone of voice. He really hurt my feelings...did I overreact ?

This is getting more and more surreal

yes, OP lost me on the prepus comment-ain't prepared to google images either.

Ah, a foreskin...well that's one injury you can avoid then!

oups..maybe the prepus is what you call foreskin in english ?? you the kind of hat on the "manhood"..Can you tell I'm not english ???

By DevilsAdvocaat on Tue 24-Feb-09 21:13:53
n1 shall i draw you a picture? .....cheeky, lol.

prepuce, that is...prepus is perhaps what you get before you squeeze one that's infected rather than injured? [helpful]

OMG and ouch at that link!

alright the position we were doing was sitting and kneeling..and I slipped and I got humiliated..really cant get over it !

Oh tell him to lighten up! It was probably his own fault for waggling it about too much.

heisanidiot, you sound scatty and lovely (and definitely that English isn't your 1st language )

If the OP just bent his knob a bit by falling side ways, I can imagine a mild discomfort.

The OP just posted that the bloke wanted to carry on.....sorry, but if you are hurt then carry on is not an option. The hard will go soft if he got hurt enough.

I think the pain was quick and sharp and over as quick as it happened, but the bloke wanted to make a scene and gave the OP a hurtful comment.

The comment might have been a slip of the toung but it could have followed with a swift apology.

I would caution against the word scatty connected to sex if the OP isn't English and might need to google, Anyfucker...

{snorts}

< googles >

Swiftly slipping the toung might have made him feel a lot better, to be fair. Perhaps if he were to do that for Heisanidiot she might forgive his rudeness?

< screams >

"If the OP just bent his knob a bit by falling side ways, I can imagine a mild discomfort" by N1...you get it right !

Anyfucker, thanks that's nice saying that !! I'm trying not being too vulgar as I got embarassed enought last night by DH...

Man, all I wanted to do was satifying a personal craving because I'm mid-cycle...so I tought, mmmmh I may try being proactive...well I really should have done fuck all !!!! Pffffffffffffffff

lol at personal craving

I too get a lot of personal cravings mid-cycle

I think the OP might be better off trying the same thing again but in a place where she can't slip or fall over. Perhaps get a few pillows under the man so he is higher and she can steady herself better.

No way I'm going on the top again, he damaged my self esteem tbh...and I also decided a ban on bj...yes a big ban for hurting my feelings !

have just googled scatty and sex

I thought I knew lots of things but [shock[

oops

big ban rather than big bangs...

oh shut up and go away n1 you bitter ol' perve.

hey ??? am I missing something ??? what's wrong with scatty associated with sex ??? I dont dare watching !!!