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Would you be hurt by this comment....?

91 replies

heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 19:15

Alright Dh and I are trying to spice up our sex life (well I'm trying harder). By accident I hurt his "manhood"...I swear it was really an accident...He said to me arrrrght, I'll make you a drawing of how to do it properly !! in a very nasty tone of voice. He really hurt my feelings...did I overreact ?

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intheLiffey · 24/02/2009 20:51

ha ha anyfucker, I know you are a curious type, are you sure you weren't there

myfeethurt · 24/02/2009 20:51

i have done this before and my partner wasn't so rude although i could tell he was in a lot of pain.. Can it really snap do you think?

myfeethurt · 24/02/2009 20:52

oops sorry to repeat myself

intheLiffey · 24/02/2009 20:52

I agree witht he others. It was an accident. His nasty tone and the diagram comment really humiliating. SO humiliating you should wait until he begs you to have sex with him again. B.E.G.zzszzz

princessmel · 24/02/2009 20:52

did she??

I read it again after your post....

princessmel · 24/02/2009 20:53

seen it now...sorry!!!

AnyFucker · 24/02/2009 20:55

gave me a laugh mel

Ronaldinhio · 24/02/2009 20:59

was it like this?

myfeethurt · 24/02/2009 21:03

gosh. i shall be more careful in future

princessmel · 24/02/2009 21:03

AF!!

Omg is that real???

N1 · 24/02/2009 21:07

I can't quiet figure out what the OP did wrong.

Please excuse me for being graphic, I just want to understand what happened or see if I imagine what I think happened correctly.

The bloke was on his back (possibly with his head on a pillow. The OP was on top of the bloke, presumably sitting on the man but with her knees bent. During the course of moment, the op oner balanced and fell in a direction. I can't quiet figure out in which direction, but if it was side ways, then I can't see to much harm done. If she fell backwards, I can imagine some pain, though it's not so much that the person causing the pain should feel humiliated. I am guessing the sex stopped after the pain. Can someone correct me or confirm that I am right.

BitOfFun · 24/02/2009 21:11

Ronaldinhio, that isn't real? I am very naive on such things, but there's no bone in a boner surely?

DevilsAdvocaat · 24/02/2009 21:13

n1 shall i draw you a picture?

BitOfFun · 24/02/2009 21:13

Although I have partially broken two knobs in nasty foreskin-tearing incidents- it's a bit Texas Chainsaw Massacre if you do it, I warn you now...

AnyFucker · 24/02/2009 21:15

BOF

nope, that Xray isn't real, there is no bone in a cock

'tis all soft (and sometimes hard) tissue

Tinker · 24/02/2009 21:17

at "I am guessing the sex stopped after the pain."

BitOfFun · 24/02/2009 21:17

It must have been taken with one of those funny x-ray programs you can get on mobile phones!

Tinker · 24/02/2009 21:20

Penis fracture It can happen.

heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 21:23

And do you know what is the worst ??? He expected to carry on afterwards..saying maybe I could take you from behind ??? Ermmm no I'm going to sleep in the bedroom you arsehole...honestky men !

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poshwellies · 24/02/2009 21:24

Devils

N1,none of us were there so we can't actually confirm the finer details of the OP's knob bending technique

BitOfFun · 24/02/2009 21:24

OMG, do not read that link, OP!!

heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 21:25

I couldnt have breack his knob..he hasn't got a prepus anymore ! I was just trying to be proactice..and that's what I get

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Ronaldinhio · 24/02/2009 21:26

not an actual boner bof!

heisanidiot · 24/02/2009 21:26

so penis fracture does exist...

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AnyFucker · 24/02/2009 21:27

a prepus?

what is a prepus?

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