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Question about oral sex and hygiene

86 replies

GoingThroughTheNameChange · 22/02/2009 14:07

I'm not a woman who "glows". I sweat. If I'm hot/anxious/angry/dashing about, my pits (and bits) sweat.

I don't think anyone would think me smelly or unhygienic. But I know if I feel a bit too hot and bothered downstairs to be comfortable about receiving any oral action. I'd say I would probably want to "freshen up" beforehand at least half the time.

Maybe because most women don't seem smelly (but then nor do I), I imagine that most women can tear around after their kids all day or get flustered commuting/working, and then happily enjoy oral sex later on, having bypassed the bathroom altogether. I don't think I could, and I'm wondering if that's odd.

So, gather round namechangers and tell me what's "normal".

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AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 22:46

pretty, ya dirty mare

BecauseImWorthIt · 22/02/2009 22:47

Well, does he want a BJ or not?!

DaveTheHairyHandedTrucker · 23/02/2009 00:08

I have gobbled a sweaty dick and despite a valiant effort, I was forced to give up due to the upchuck reflex.

DaveTheHairyHandedTrucker · 23/02/2009 00:09

actually this may have topped it..

Around the time the advert for Yorkie came out with the tag line about it not being for girls I bought a bar and put half a square down there in advance so that it melted in a kind of 'Muff Surprise' dish.

Blondeshavemorefun · 23/02/2009 10:04

Sorry, I have on occasion been described as a filthy mare but I wouldn't be able to relax enough to enjoy it if I thought I had odour so Yes, I would give it a splash and go. I have gobbled a sweaty dick and despite a valiant effort, I was forced to give up due to the upchuck reflex.

i soooooooooo agree with this, and def could be quote of the week

a flake up the fanny is good as well

AnyFucker · 23/02/2009 11:28

but would a Ripple not have more in the way of "sensation" ??

I'm thinking ribbed

prettyfly1 · 23/02/2009 11:51

OOohhh - ripples at 11.30 on a monday morning. I love Mumsnet. ;0)

Blondeshavemorefun · 23/02/2009 12:28

pmsl anyfucker

i prefer ripple as its galaxy - far nicer than cadbury's - as in taste

though I am not going anywhere near dh chocolate tunnel with my ripple

AnyFucker · 23/02/2009 12:39

lol at chocolate tunnel

prettyfly1 · 23/02/2009 13:19

pmsl.

TheThoughtPolice · 23/02/2009 13:39

Nope, clean genitals please !

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