Question about oral sex and hygiene

[GoingThroughTheNameChange]

I'm not a woman who "glows". I sweat. If I'm hot/anxious/angry/dashing about, my pits (and bits) sweat.

I don't think anyone would think me smelly or unhygienic. But I know if I feel a bit too hot and bothered downstairs to be comfortable about receiving any oral action. I'd say I would probably want to "freshen up" beforehand at least half the time.

Maybe because most women don't seem smelly (but then nor do I), I imagine that most women can tear around after their kids all day or get flustered commuting/working, and then happily enjoy oral sex later on, having bypassed the bathroom altogether. I don't think I could, and I'm wondering if that's odd.

So, gather round namechangers and tell me what's "normal".

Agree with AF and SGBFMV

don't santitise sex

where are all the other filthy mares?

Oh no seeing that thread, I want oral sex..oh yes big time !!!

Sorry, I have on occasion been described as a filthy mare but I wouldn't be able to relax enough to enjoy it if I thought I had odour so Yes, I would give it a splash and go. I have gobbled a sweaty dick and despite a valiant effort, I was forced to give up due to the upchuck reflex.

Around the time the advert for Yorkie came out with the tag line about it not being for girls I bought a bar and put half a square down there in advance so that it melted in a kind of 'Muff Surprise' dish.
It went down quite well. But OMG the mess!

Perhaps that would distract from any perspiration issues? And it's a good excuse to always carry a bar of chocolate.

< takes notes >

mmmmmmmmmmmm. Pretty wonders if the all night garage stocks yorkie?????

pretty, don't bother going if you live near me - they've just sold out, apparently someone has just bought their whole stock......

In the words of the BBC... Other chocolate brands are available...

e.g. mars bars (so i hear )

im pmsl at thease threads

mmmmmmm. Dont know if i want to stick a snickers up there though. Just imagine where the nuts will end up.

errrm, I don't think that sprouts would have quite the same effect.....

Twix is a bit skinny. Same for twirl. Bounty short but fat. Could be interesting. Dont even ask me about walnut whips

Lol - my oh just suggested toblerone. Ridged for your pleasure (pretty rofl at self )

I would think that where the nuts ending up would be obvious....... oh you mean the nuts from the snickers!!!

prettyfly1, you speaky from experience

am thinking that a Cadburys Caramel would be a bit melty....

Well, at this point in time, sadly I am not speaking from experience but i can assure you, give me half an hour and ill check back in

Lol - family sized bar of dairy milk. For the ahem, wider girl. ;)

Only half an hour??

Lol. My Oh is well versed in the speak of the tongue shall we say.

lol pretty

mine too

Catch ya laters (massive, smug, filthy grin from pretty as she wanders off for a freshen up in the tub, toblerone in hand )

Actually mine too!! All this talk has made me want to have a bit of a "chat" with him right now actually.....

Chocolate coins can be used, inserted under the foreskin. I have heard. Allegedly.

Dp thought that was a good idea, till he heard where to put the coins!!