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Prince Albert's

52 replies

WhatShallIdo11 · 28/02/2024 19:28

New relationship- no previous experience of this - thoughts please

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ProjectsGalore · 28/02/2024 19:54

I think he died a long time ago.

Manintheorthopaedicshoes · 28/02/2024 19:55

ProjectsGalore · 28/02/2024 19:54

I think he died a long time ago.

😂

WuTangGran · 28/02/2024 19:55

Prince Albert’s what?

TraitorsGate · 28/02/2024 19:56

WuTangGran · 28/02/2024 19:55

Prince Albert’s what?

His winkle

Soonenough · 28/02/2024 19:57

Lovely . But I am sure he will let you know if you need to be extra careful or not.

Mairzydotes · 28/02/2024 19:58

Do you mean your new partner has an intimate piercing?

Bubbhye · 28/02/2024 19:58

Eurgh I couldn't.

I had my ears pierced 20 years and gunk still came out of the holes.

Can't imagine whats lurking in that 🤢

vodkaredbullgirl · 28/02/2024 19:59

ProjectsGalore · 28/02/2024 19:54

I think he died a long time ago.

brilliant

IStartWhereYouEnd · 28/02/2024 20:00

ProjectsGalore · 28/02/2024 19:54

I think he died a long time ago.

🤣

TraitorsGate · 28/02/2024 20:05

IStartWhereYouEnd · 28/02/2024 20:00

🤣

So will his winkle if he doesn't look after his old Albert

ijustneedtokeepbreathing · 28/02/2024 20:10

I had a boyfriend with one. It was totally fine. Can't say it did anything for me above and beyond what an unpierced version of his penis would have done, but he seemed happy.

ijustneedtokeepbreathing · 28/02/2024 20:10

ProjectsGalore · 28/02/2024 19:54

I think he died a long time ago.

😆😆 this cheered me right up.

Lurkingandlearning · 28/02/2024 20:18

Oh - all these years I thought it was another name for a cock ring. Just googled images and now feel a bit queasy 🤢

Confused118 · 28/02/2024 20:30

embrace it, play with it, tug and enjoy it!

MiltonNorthern · 28/02/2024 20:32

Thoughts about what?

LlynTegid · 28/02/2024 20:33

Personal choice for a man, also personal choice not to be with a man who has had such a piercing.

GN637 · 28/02/2024 23:23

Nope.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 28/02/2024 23:33

The flesh prince of bell end

BigTubOfLard · 29/02/2024 07:04

Okay, I will say it. OP remove that apostrophe! You're welcome.

MiddleagedBeachbum · 29/02/2024 07:08

Makes no difference whatsoever to sex and tbh I didn’t particularly like giving a BJ with it in, as your teeth knock the metal.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 29/02/2024 07:11

thoughts please

Well, let’s hear yours first…

SheepAndSword · 29/02/2024 07:12

It's too early in the morning for this!

Ecstaticallyastounding · 29/02/2024 07:18

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 28/02/2024 23:33

The flesh prince of bell end

Hahahaha 😂

WhatShallIdo11 · 03/03/2024 22:55

Sorry about the apostrophe! - I'm normally careful with them. DTD - all good☺️

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ILoveSalmonSpread · 03/03/2024 23:00

I understand that Prince Albert never had a piercing and that he wore a chain and ring to 'control' his ahem.

As to the erroneously termed piercing... well it's his choice. Same as piercings are your choice. Same as tattoos, fillers, lifts and implants.