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Prince Albert's

52 replies

WhatShallIdo11 · 28/02/2024 19:28

New relationship- no previous experience of this - thoughts please

OP posts:
TheCatOnMorrisseysHead · 03/03/2024 23:07

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 28/02/2024 23:33

The flesh prince of bell end

You win this round! That made me LOL.

milliemermaid · 03/03/2024 23:23

ijustneedtokeepbreathing · 28/02/2024 20:10

I had a boyfriend with one. It was totally fine. Can't say it did anything for me above and beyond what an unpierced version of his penis would have done, but he seemed happy.

Agree with this 100%

Dont worry about it OP

Chomping · 03/03/2024 23:35

What’s the female version called a ‘Queen Vic’ ?

HoobleDooble · 03/03/2024 23:45

I've heard disturbing stories about Prince Alberts getting tangled up with the strings on coils. But it's probably just folklore. 😬

SolanaLlama · 03/03/2024 23:53

WhatShallIdo11 · 28/02/2024 19:28

New relationship- no previous experience of this - thoughts please

Of Monaco?

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 00:03

let us know how it works out, seems like a fun addition to things

HotChocWine · 04/03/2024 00:10

TraitorsGate · 28/02/2024 19:56

His winkle

WTAF is a winkle?

Dick, cock, penis

Oneofthesurvivors · 04/03/2024 00:19

Are condoms usable with them?

BrutusMcDogface · 04/03/2024 00:19

WuTangGran · 28/02/2024 19:55

Prince Albert’s what?

I knew this would be one of the first responses! It was mine! 😂

I’ve never experienced Prince Albert’s winkle, nor a pierced dick. I think I’d be worried about snagging. 🤢

VerityUnreasonble · 04/03/2024 00:40

DH has this piercing, had it before I met him, so I can't say if it makes sex with him specifically any better.

Can confirm it has never caused issues with my coils. He can still use condoms, although I believe there is a higher risk of them tearing. It's perfectly healed so doesn't get gunky. It does sometimes catch on teeth and I'm glad I don't have a tongue piercing because that would feel like an accident waiting to happen.

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 02:19

VerityUnreasonble · 04/03/2024 00:40

DH has this piercing, had it before I met him, so I can't say if it makes sex with him specifically any better.

Can confirm it has never caused issues with my coils. He can still use condoms, although I believe there is a higher risk of them tearing. It's perfectly healed so doesn't get gunky. It does sometimes catch on teeth and I'm glad I don't have a tongue piercing because that would feel like an accident waiting to happen.

are you comfortable changing the jewellery or taking off and on?

Tighginn · 04/03/2024 03:00

HoobleDooble · 03/03/2024 23:45

I've heard disturbing stories about Prince Alberts getting tangled up with the strings on coils. But it's probably just folklore. 😬

Dear god!!!😂

K0OLA1D · 04/03/2024 03:01

HoobleDooble · 03/03/2024 23:45

I've heard disturbing stories about Prince Alberts getting tangled up with the strings on coils. But it's probably just folklore. 😬

That just made my insides wince and I've not even got a coil

nunsflipflop · 04/03/2024 03:04

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 28/02/2024 23:33

The flesh prince of bell end

I actually laughed out loud at that

Fraaahnces · 04/03/2024 04:18

Worked in an std clinic for years. Can confirm they have a higher risk of condom breakage. Also MUCH higher numbers in gay and bi men. Would question his history/preferences if you intend to pursue a relationship with him. (Tbf, would question anyone’s.)

MiltonNorthern · 04/03/2024 05:04

Fraaahnces · 04/03/2024 04:18

Worked in an std clinic for years. Can confirm they have a higher risk of condom breakage. Also MUCH higher numbers in gay and bi men. Would question his history/preferences if you intend to pursue a relationship with him. (Tbf, would question anyone’s.)

Eh? Are you implying he is probably gay or bi because he has a pierced dick? Ridiculous

marmaduke12 · 04/03/2024 06:35

Agree with the bj comment. Otherwise no issues. Certainly not bi or gay IME either.

WhatShallIdo11 · 04/03/2024 07:13

HoobleDooble · 03/03/2024 23:45

I've heard disturbing stories about Prince Alberts getting tangled up with the strings on coils. But it's probably just folklore. 😬

That won't be a problem - that boat has long sailed - in mid 60s!

OP posts:
WhatShallIdo11 · 04/03/2024 07:16

Oneofthesurvivors · 04/03/2024 00:19

Are condoms usable with them?

Yes - did its job

OP posts:
VerityUnreasonble · 04/03/2024 07:54

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 02:19

are you comfortable changing the jewellery or taking off and on?

No, he's always had the same (captive bead) ring and has never switched it for other jewellery while we've been together. I certainly wouldn't want to mess about with it. I'm not sure if he had different jewellery in it in the past.

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 10:54

VerityUnreasonble · 04/03/2024 07:54

No, he's always had the same (captive bead) ring and has never switched it for other jewellery while we've been together. I certainly wouldn't want to mess about with it. I'm not sure if he had different jewellery in it in the past.

Thanks - i'd love OH to get one, does your OH enjoy it?

VerityUnreasonble · 04/03/2024 11:03

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 10:54

Thanks - i'd love OH to get one, does your OH enjoy it?

As far as I know! He's had it probably 20 years so I'm guessing he's getting some benefit.

He (very rarely) needs to pause and adjust it because the ball goes wandering and is uncomfortable for him, so I guess it's not always a positive.

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 11:09

VerityUnreasonble · 04/03/2024 11:03

As far as I know! He's had it probably 20 years so I'm guessing he's getting some benefit.

He (very rarely) needs to pause and adjust it because the ball goes wandering and is uncomfortable for him, so I guess it's not always a positive.

thanks - I think i'm officially jealous!

VerityUnreasonble · 04/03/2024 11:28

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 11:09

thanks - I think i'm officially jealous!

In the interests of ensuring I was giving you a fair answer I went and asked him which led to a slightly odd conversation:

Me: How to you feel about having your cock pierced?
Confused DH: What?? I already have it pierced??
Me: No, but how do you feel about that? Do you like it?
DH: It's just sort of there now, I've had it longer than I've not at this point.
Me: OK, I'm just asking because there's a thread on Mumsnet about it.
DH: About my cock?
Me: Yes of course, Mumsnet has threads about everything. No. About piercings.
Me: Do you think it makes a difference to sex?
DH: Probably makes it more metallic.
(I love my DH, but he's also a bit of a twat)
Me: Is it better than before you had it? Do you remember?
DH (laughing): I don't remember last week.
Me: Have you ever changed the ring?
DH (looks a bit terrified): No! I don't even really understand how they got it in in the first place.
Me: OK! Thanks!

Then I left him to get back to what he was doing.

So, overall, he seems happy to have it but can't really recall not having it and looked very worried by the idea of messing with it in any way, which seems understandable. And I appreciate that he is happy for me to come question him about this stuff on a Monday morning.

Confused118 · 04/03/2024 11:34

Well that's a very comprehensive answer, unless you're willing to lend him to me for a couple of hours I think thats answered all my questions...

Thanks!