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Prince Albert's

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WhatShallIdo11 · 28/02/2024 19:28

New relationship- no previous experience of this - thoughts please

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Obeast · 04/03/2024 11:41

Confused118 · 28/02/2024 20:30

embrace it, play with it, tug and enjoy it!

How would you embrace a pierced dick? How hard to tug the piercing? 🤢

HJ40 · 04/03/2024 11:53

Oh God. I'm going to have to go and Google now because based on the descriptions, I don't think it's actually what I thought it was.

And BTW, far better to be a dead Victorian, who, I can't picture, than Albert of Monaco 🤢

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