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Original poster

Oh to teach him a lesson he wont forget

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FlowersInThePot · 03/10/2019 20:49

How can I teach my boyfriend a lesson? He keeps logging on to porn sites. How can I really put the cat among the pigeons??

I dream of flooding his phone with photos or annoying pop ups etc

Any ideas?

OP posts:
slipperywhensparticus · 03/10/2019 20:51

If your dreaming of this leave you clearly arnt suited

MikeUniformMike · 03/10/2019 20:51

You could teach him a lesson by dumping him.

CallmeAngelina · 03/10/2019 20:53

How to teach him a lesson? How about dumping him?

Original poster
FlowersInThePot · 03/10/2019 20:57

I just want to teach him a lesson, he is a good man apart from this

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MrsMaiselsMuff · 03/10/2019 20:59

You can't dictate what he watches.

If porn is a deal breaker for you then you need to leave.

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 03/10/2019 21:00

Tell him, as porn is no big deal, that you've taken on a job in that line.
This will
a) hopefully show him what a misogynistic hypocrite he is and make him think and stop
or
b) show you what a misogynistic hypocrite he is and make you think and stop (the relationship)

MrsGrindah · 03/10/2019 21:00

Yeah he sounds a real peach

Aquamarine1029 · 03/10/2019 21:01

You are being absurd.

ahsbackagain · 03/10/2019 21:01

What's so wrong about watching porn?

UnicornsExist · 03/10/2019 21:02

There are few men who don't watch porn. It's just a release for them. I'd let him get on with it. Why don't you surprise him and suggest that you watch porn together?

Fedup0007 · 03/10/2019 21:02

I think it’s an issue when he starts to neglect you in that area. In my opinion porn can ruin relationships when used too much.

legalseagull · 03/10/2019 21:02

You can't stop an adult doing something. You run the risk of being a complete bunny boiler. If it's a deal breaker for you then dump him

Dljlr · 03/10/2019 21:03

Use his number and email for gay porn sites hun that'll teach him lol xx

AnneLovesGilbert · 03/10/2019 21:04

Grow up. If there are problems in your relationship talk about them.

Original poster
FlowersInThePot · 03/10/2019 21:04

@Dljlr now thats better!!

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Raphael34 · 03/10/2019 21:05

98% of people watch porn. You don’t agree with it, and I’ll guarantee he’ll never stop. So make peace with it or break up with him. Stop being so childish

OrchidInTheSun · 03/10/2019 21:10

98% of people don't watch porn. Hmm

Porn would be a deal breaker for me. If it is for you OP, it's fine for you to say that.

LynetteScavo · 03/10/2019 21:14

98% of people watch porn.

No, really they don't.

If he wants to watch poem he will. Porn related pranks aren't going to stop him. A reasonable conversation might. But that wouldn't be amusing.

CallmeAngelina · 03/10/2019 21:16

98% of people? Don't be so bloody ridiculous.
Where did you dig up that bit of made-up bollocks?

donquixotedelamancha · 03/10/2019 21:22

I just want to teach him a lesson

That doesn't sound abusive at all. Have you thought of killing a favourite pet, when he doesn't do what you want?

AnyFucker · 03/10/2019 21:24

Smash him round the face with his lap top. That'll learn 'im.

Honeyroar · 03/10/2019 21:24

Perhaps 98% of people you hang around with watch porn?? I think people's opinions and tolerance of porn depend on their experiences. If you've always been around family members and ex boyfriends that watched porn you will be quite used to it and think everyone does it.

penisbeakers · 03/10/2019 21:24

Out porn him. Watch something totally ridiculous and make sure he notices. Have a porn-off.

pinkyredrose · 03/10/2019 21:26

98% of people watch porn maybe in your dreams.

OP sign him up to loads of really boring sites, train spotting, fishing etc.

pinkyredrose · 03/10/2019 21:26

Are you advocating violence AF?

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