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Oh to teach him a lesson he wont forget

59 replies

FlowersInThePot · 03/10/2019 20:49

How can I teach my boyfriend a lesson? He keeps logging on to porn sites. How can I really put the cat among the pigeons??

I dream of flooding his phone with photos or annoying pop ups etc

Any ideas?

OP posts:
InsertFunnyUsername · 03/10/2019 21:27

Cant say I'm the biggest fan of porn, but trying to teach him a lesson over it is strange.

InsertFunnyUsername · 03/10/2019 21:28

cut his dick off LIGHTHEARTED

Nikhedonia · 03/10/2019 21:28

I don't imagine some pop ups will stop him from watching porn.

Perhaps you need to discuss your concerns with him and then make a decision from there.

pikapikachu · 03/10/2019 21:29

Why do you have to teach him a lesson? It's only a lesson if he feels remorse and most men don't.

Most adult men watch porn online ime. Not as high as 98% but very high imo.

penisbeakers · 03/10/2019 21:32

Google for Attack of the Flying Lizard (Pterodactyl Porn Complete)

That should put him off porn for life.

Instatwat · 03/10/2019 21:34

Tell your teacher on him.

Because you are about 12, aren’t you?

acatcalledjohn · 03/10/2019 21:44

Yeah. Perhaps you need to grow up.

You can't teach him a lesson because although you don't agree with it, porn in itself isn't illegal. If he is watching illegal porn then you report him to the police.

But I get the impression it's just generic porn, in which case your only option is to leave him.

MummytoCSJH · 03/10/2019 21:45

'A good man apart from this'? Why is he a bad man for watching porn Confused

JorisBonson · 03/10/2019 21:49

Jesus wept, how old are you?

You could try having a mature conversation about how it bothers you. Crazy I know.

NewMe2019 · 03/10/2019 21:51

"Smash him round the face with his lap top. That'll learn 'im."

😆😆

Grow up OP.

croprotationinthe13thcentury · 03/10/2019 21:51

If you don’t like it and he keeps doing it regardless, well it kind of shows his thoughts about you as a person doesn't it OP?

DonnaPaulsenSpecter · 03/10/2019 22:14

You sound awful and pathetically immature. If you were a man who said he wanted to teach his partner a lesson you would have been flooded with calls of being controlling and abusive.

He is an adult, if watching porn is something you are not comfortable with and do not like - end the relationship.

DonnaPaulsenSpecter · 03/10/2019 22:15

Use his number and email for gay porn sites hun that'll teach him lol xx

Yes, hilarious @Dljlr would you offer such immature advice to a man to do to his wife if roles were reversed? Hmm

Jayaywhynot · 03/10/2019 22:29

Daughters ex, when they were together, backed into an ancient monument and drove off, my OH phoned him (ex b upstairs, OH downstairs in our house) and pretended to be from the council, said it had been caught on CCTV, had registration no of his works van, quoted it to him (van was parked outside our house, OH popped out to make a note of reg) ex b nearly had a heart attack! Not relevant to watching porn but sometimes its nice to teach someone a lesson, never done something like this before but the ex b was cocky, bragging how he wouldn't get caught, didn't care that he'd damaged property, all round a bit of a tool, he laughed when OH came clean

RLEOM · 03/10/2019 22:30

Porn is no big deal unless you think he might have a porn addiction. 🤷‍♀️

Iggi999 · 03/10/2019 22:33

I suspect dljrr was joking.

Iggi999 · 03/10/2019 22:36

You could always find one of the sites he use and upload videos of you two doing the deed. I'm sure he would enjoy that, and he could hardly complain could he?

SunshineDays2019 · 03/10/2019 22:38

He's not a naughty child to be taught a lesson. You can't help not liking him watching porn, but at the same, he isn't doing anything wrong. A conversation may be a start..?

LordNibbler · 03/10/2019 22:39

Stop being so bloody controlling. If you don't like it, end the relationship. It's not for you to be telling him what he is and isn't allowed to do.

Mrsmummy90 · 03/10/2019 22:40

@penisbeakers I've seen a clip from that and have never laughed so hard in my life. I've shared it with so many people I know 😂

donquixotedelamancha · 03/10/2019 23:12

I suspect dljrr was joking.

I think it's fucking obvious she was joking, but 32% of MN users are ironyblind so it's really insensitive of her to use humour in a way which can trigger others.

penisbeakers · 03/10/2019 23:18

@mrsmummy90 it's fucking hilarious.

Iggi999 · 03/10/2019 23:27

I really can't tell if you are joking or not donquixote!

BanditoShipman · 03/10/2019 23:33

A man who watches porn is grim. You can’t tell when watching it who has been trafficked, who has a drug addiction, who had a traumatic abuse ridden childhood etc. You could be watching someone being raped. If that doesn’t bother you (or rather him), dump him.

And yes i’m sure loads of women want to be porn ‘stars’ and do it because they ‘love sex’ Hmm

donquixotedelamancha · 03/10/2019 23:38

I really can't tell if you are joking or not donquixote!

:-) 33%

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