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Oh to teach him a lesson he wont forget

59 replies

FlowersInThePot · 03/10/2019 20:49

How can I teach my boyfriend a lesson? He keeps logging on to porn sites. How can I really put the cat among the pigeons??

I dream of flooding his phone with photos or annoying pop ups etc

Any ideas?

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JoxerGoesToStuttgart · 03/10/2019 23:40

What has happened to MN? It’s just not the same anymore Sad

Isaiah1104 · 04/10/2019 06:59

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Superzowie · 04/10/2019 07:23

Dump him?

That would 'teach him a lesson'. Or at least allow you to remove yourself from the situation without sacrificing your dignity in the process.

acatcalledjohn · 04/10/2019 07:35

It looks like the majority of women on this posts are used to being at the bottom of their man's shoes and comfortable with being second third lowest best after the women in porn of coarse (cause he does love these women, otherwise they wouldnt make him cum).

What the fuck did I just read?

Bluntness100 · 04/10/2019 07:37

This is very weird. If you don't like him watching porn end the relationship. You have a right to boundaries and he has a right to not adhere to him.

Trying to seek revenge is just odd.

AmIThough · 04/10/2019 07:52

If porn is an issue, maybe an adult conversation would help.

If you can't have an adult conversation, maybe you shouldn't be in a relationship.

AmIThough · 04/10/2019 07:53

Or just shag his best friend xoxo

As that's clearly the level you're at Hmm

Dljlr · 04/10/2019 09:42

I think it's fucking obvious she was joking, but 32% of MN users are ironyblind so it's really insensitive of her to use humour in a way which can trigger others

I'm totes sorry I should of put a trigger warning Sad xx

FizzyGreenWater · 04/10/2019 10:11

Start spamming him with images of ancient monuments being damaged, one for every porn site he accesses.

Soon he will associate porn with historic vandalism and will be cured. You will only have to hold up a picture of the planned Stonehenge tunnel solution and he will instantly be unable to feel aroused.

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