Husband has list of improvements for me in the bedroom...

[Debbierocket123]

We were having a conversation the other day about how one of our mutual friends had cheated on his wife and I jokingly said to my husband that if he had any complaints (in the bedroom) he should let me know and he responded with "I have a list of things!". He said he was joking at the time but I haven't stopped thinking about it since. He says he's happy with me but I get the feeling he isn't... any advice would be appreciated.

BTW your mutual friend cheated on his wife because he’s a dick, not because his wife was rubbish in bed. Is it not enough she’s been cheated on without misogynistic nonsense like that on top?

^ This. You think her dh cheated because she's not satisfying him in bed???? The fact you think that should concern you more than his joke.

I think that improvements in the bedroom can only be a good thing. It can be hard to hear, but everyone wants to improve, right? You could also think of the things that he could do to improve?

What the hell is a hammer time dance? Surely this can't be as in MC Hammer.....the haircut ffs, the baggy pants ......sooooo not sexy. 😬

I cannot get past the Hammertime image ... PMSL

My bedroom ceiling needs replastering, that would be an improvement.

If a partner gave me a list he'd get one in return, it would be long and extremely detailed

@Tooner of course a sexy dance 😂 doubt he wanted her to do the floss or a bit of hip hop

Well obviously you have a list for him as well don’t you? Starting with “get an erection”.

He can’t get hard and he thinks YOU are the one who needs to improve...?

God I'd brain bleached exh requirements: stockings, strip tease etc

Really don't go there.

So pop on some harem pants, wiggle your arse, jiggle your norks and then swan off whilst singing "Can't touch this"

@SpamChaudFroid hahahahaha!

I do hope you have requested that for payment of this and maybe to get you exited he needs a big dick and skills to match himself and to fuck off asking till he can change that :D

And by dance, do you mean something fun like hammertime or sexy like the running man?

Yes, all future advice we can give hinges on the answer to this

I think its only fair you do the running man for him OP.

He asked me to do a dance for him to help the situation but I can't do that every time. It's making me feel rubbish and unattractive
shoulda been a politician, he's great at spin!
His problem is now not his fault, no it's now down to your lack of dancing skills

Sexy dancing? Like naked morris dancing?

And by dance, do you mean something fun like hammertime or sexy like the running man?

Sweet god I just about choked on my coffee...

Me too! 😁

We’ve all done it @CaMePlaitPas

Morris dancing made me laugh

Looks like the OP has danced off into the sunset.... party time

"do you mean something fun like hammertime"

That well-known impotence cure!

Just had to go on YouTube and look at hammertime. anything less sexy I've yet to see! I don't think you dancing is the answer!

How is his impotence down to your cum dancing skills? What a dick

You again ?