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[MhamaiJane]

I was going to namechange for this but ah what the hell!
Ok so here it goes, I met a lovely French man six weeks ago. He is courteous, considerate, kind, sexy, funny etc. You may be asking what the problem is, well.............he never shuts up! Sorry that's a bit blunt but it is basically true.

I'm myself blessed in the gift of the gab dept but feel if I don't "pardon the pun" say something that this relationship won't go anywhere, unless
I zone out and keep nodding and umming in the right places, which I'm already starting to do. Can anyone advise me on how I can sensitively approach this with him?

TIA

aha
i have the answer
tah dah!!

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Oh God, now I'm paranoid that when I next meet him, I'll keep thinking of this thread and will lol at inapropriate moments.

Every time he opens his mouth, put your fingers to your lips and stroke his bollocks at the same time. Stop stroking the minute he starts talking again.

Like Pavlov's dogs, he'll eventually make the connection.

yes...he may chill a little over the coming weeks and notice it's a one way conversation

pmsl CD

the model looks so QVC

CD, you are priceless

Oh God you lot stop, i'm gonna p my pants. I'll not be able to keep a straight face with him again.

and for todays special value.......

Where did you meet him, M?

Desi, I don't know what's more alarming, the hilarity of your last post or my serious consideration in actually doing it!

No laughing at the back! on a chat line.

oh the irony

am pmsl here

that
is
classic

This is the funniest thread of the week

He plays guitar too but sings a bit off.

Fuck me! It's Sacha Distel

... or did he die

Is he talking french or english? If he is talking english, stop him every couple of seconds and correct his grammar, intonation or diction. If that doesn't work, smile and put his hand on your heaving bosom
.

I find both tactics work with Frenchmen, but I use only the former tactic with my bil.

There again, if my dh corrected my French often, I'd divorce him.

I do find that Frenchmen have their compensations though.....

Well not off exactly but his french/a tiny bit of Kilkenny accent doesen't quite reach some of the English words iyswim.

Oh ggg he really does!!!!! If only I could get him to talk more there we'd be away in a hack!

i am married to an austrian he can talk talk and talk
talk through a film, talk through a meal, talk through well anything
since being married he still talks but dos'nt listen
have fun