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[MhamaiJane]

I was going to namechange for this but ah what the hell!
Ok so here it goes, I met a lovely French man six weeks ago. He is courteous, considerate, kind, sexy, funny etc. You may be asking what the problem is, well.............he never shuts up! Sorry that's a bit blunt but it is basically true.

I'm myself blessed in the gift of the gab dept but feel if I don't "pardon the pun" say something that this relationship won't go anywhere, unless
I zone out and keep nodding and umming in the right places, which I'm already starting to do. Can anyone advise me on how I can sensitively approach this with him?

TIA

too subtle mhamai....he needs to know he is boring the tits off you

lol desi

lol

Aghhhhhhhhhh he is interesting etc, I just hate having to feel like an olympic competitor trying to time when my next conversation move is. Oh and I could handle more talking during sex because he's also half Sicilian and ahem when he's turned his hand to a bit of Godfather talk, well you know. Feck feck feck.

hahahahaaha

what are you like

so

the sex is great but he drones on a bit?

Oui

Put a horse head on his pillow,

with a note to, 'Shut up or else....'

Such a shame, though. No one is ever perfect, are they?

hmmmmm

I would honestly find a jokey way of saying 'shut the fuck up it's my turn now'

jokey and more nicely put of course

but great sex ...
that counts for a lot, again IMVHO

Then tell him you won't shag him unless he shuts up.

oh god
bin him

sorry but if he loves the sound of his own voice then there is little you can do

good one desi

Oh T actually crying with laughter here........genius

you could nick a "quiet carriage" sticker from a train and put it on your front door

hahaha

or get yourself one of these

CD, oh please give me some hope that I can gently and firmly guide him into taking a breath. I loike him

That's actually a very good idea, CD

TnOgu, have you been smoking something?

CD!

this is a little unsubtle but could do the trick

Well, M, if you loike him you may have to literally shut up and put up.