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Talking dirty - what do you say?

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innocent · 10/03/2007 19:40

Never done it, think I should...

But where to start?

Anyone brave enough to share?

Please

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NotanOtter · 11/03/2007 00:06

moan a bit about him being too big that will do the trick

SpringisherePann · 11/03/2007 00:07

yep, N.A.O. - every time!!

themildmanneredjanitor · 11/03/2007 00:07

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SpringisherePann · 11/03/2007 00:08

complain!

madamez · 11/03/2007 00:08

Would you like a link for Drag Kings events? Where you get to dress up as your male alter ego? Messing around with gender expectations is always good fun.

NotanOtter · 11/03/2007 00:09

'stop stop you will make me come'

has them (s)creaming in the ailses

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SpringisherePann · 11/03/2007 00:13

think I'd probably spend a while searching for my G-spot....

and then visit the best shoe-shop...

I would dress VERY provocatively, and swear alot. I would DEMAND doors were held open for me....Would play with my breasts constantly...I'd change my mind alot...I'd have norks that need to be loaded by leaning forward..love that bit...

and I would probably shag as many men as was physically possible in my alotted time. I'd be such a tart!

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innocent · 11/03/2007 00:16

Thanks all!!

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singledadofthree · 11/03/2007 00:17

breasts are appealing!!! wouldnt beable to leave them alone

nightowl · 11/03/2007 00:19

pann if you woke up as a woman you wouldnt need to search for your g spot..tis only men who cant locate it .

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SpringisherePann · 11/03/2007 00:20

yes, do have multiple orgasm -envy...and how long women can make them last!!

erection? It can be VERY uncomfortable...and embarassing when it is ,ahem, inappropriate.....years ago I had a strained groin being worked on by a really gorgeous physiotherapist. It was sheer hell, from start to finnish......poor me!!

singledadofthree · 11/03/2007 00:21

dont need to find it - doesnt do anything for me

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SpringisherePann · 11/03/2007 00:21

night owl - ha!!

singledadofthree · 11/03/2007 00:22

definately melons - is what i'm used to

nightowl · 11/03/2007 00:23

sdot!

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