Talking dirty - what do you say?

[innocent]

Never done it, think I should...

But where to start?

Anyone brave enough to share?

Please

am shocked!!! wouldnt dream of such a thing

Anyone remember that Sex and the City episode where Charlotte takes up with that bloke who calls her a whore and bitch during sex ?

standard, isn't it??

The dirtiest talker I ever knew was a bi-sexual man.

Oh, god, he was HOT!

Never nasty, but, man, he knew just what to say!

He was a climber, MMJ.

And man, he was something else!

He just had it going on and honestly, he could just FLOOR ME with some of the stuff he whispered. Never nasty, though.

Damn.

Too bad he moved away. He took a job in Seattle a couple of months after we started seeing each other. BUt it had always been a casual thing, anyhow.

Oh, well.

oh a climber! Fancy?!

Expat is infact a man. He is a greengrocer. From Hull. Married with two children. His wife knows nothing of this alter-ego. Which gives him quite a knowing smug kick that he doesn't get from work.

He is 37.

You have quite the imagination, Pann .

I'm 36, in fact.

Where the hell is Hull?

TBH, I couldn't point it out on a map.

I really couldn't.

I'd love to be a man for a day, though.

That'd be ace. I wouldn't let it go to waste, that's for sure .

I'd bash the bishop, have sex as a man - even if I had to pay for it, and drink loads of water so I could experience weeing standing up - none of this sitting down to piddle biz.

I'd drink a lot of beer and enjoy not having to pee every two minutes because of it.

Yes, I'd take Viagra just so I could experience the male orgasm again and again.

Oh, I'd deffo have sex with a woman.

I'd sit down w/my legs all spread to accommodate my tackle.

If you were ugly, though, you could just buy sex, I suppose.

Or pull some minger.

Hmm. I dunno. Never had the inclination to be a man, though.

It'd be a cool experiment, I suppose.

are you two aged 15?