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i had sex with my husbands twin :(

577 replies

mangamummy · 14/02/2007 13:31

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

OP posts:
TeeCee · 14/02/2007 13:55

Ewwwwwwww, just read the falling over, grandad, blowjob post, YUCK, you have a warped mind!

grandads · 14/02/2007 13:55

I have to ask though

have they got exactly the same sized cocks?

Tutter · 14/02/2007 13:56

grandads, who are you/

DumbledoresGirl · 14/02/2007 13:56

ComeOVeneer, I think the exact opposite. I might have a snese of humour failure, but this made up "Take A Break" stuff is sooooooooo boring.

Yawn.

TheTwinBrother · 14/02/2007 13:56

oooooooo that would be lovely, share and share alike, thats what my mother always said.

grandads · 14/02/2007 13:56

I am kittylettes twin sister of course and I have accidentally shagged her df too
its easy done

TheTwinBrother · 14/02/2007 13:57

I am her pretend husbands pretend brother

Beetrootccio · 14/02/2007 13:58

kittylitter she is!!

ComeOVeneer · 14/02/2007 13:59

Not the "take a break" stuff Dumbledoresgirl, but the (although I suspect it wasn't an accident) outing herself, and the consequential ribbing. I think the attention seeking threads are a bit sad.

Limbodancer · 14/02/2007 13:59

Where is she?

KittylettesShreddies · 14/02/2007 13:59

Well, I am kept busy, I must say.

I do get plenty of airing though, so, cant complain.

I didnt notice the difference between the two, mind you, after a while, they all look the same, dont they?

TheTwinBrother · 14/02/2007 14:00

I always said she was... so what do we have a bi-sexual, 1950's, sex godess and now she is adulterer too, whose brother has a huge dangerous dog that could kill, yeh sure....

Are you Foxy/Dotty too?

grandads · 14/02/2007 14:03

she used to finger the dog you know
my mum had to ring the rspca in the end

madmarchhare · 14/02/2007 14:04

Ooooooooh lol lots

Beetrootccio · 14/02/2007 14:05

for all we know she could be one of us and is here all the time

northerner · 14/02/2007 14:06

at fingering the dog.

Kittylette where are you?.........

JillyBeansNW · 14/02/2007 14:08

Saw this thread earlier and ignored it... it is soooo much more interesting now though .

lulumama · 14/02/2007 14:08

i have a feeling kitty will not be coming back to this

lulumama · 14/02/2007 14:08

yoo hoo jilly ! you ok?

controlfreakyandroses · 14/02/2007 14:11

has this kicked off then?

bundle · 14/02/2007 14:11

snort

Anniegetyourgun · 14/02/2007 14:11

I suspect "Kittylette" is really a bloke.

Twiglett · 14/02/2007 14:13

actually whilst its quite an interesting troll post I have to point out that kitty is also posting semi-serious postings and professing to depression elsewhere

now I don't want to make any judgements over whether that post is true or not but it is pulling in people who DO suffer from depression and they are empathising and spending time defending her - and getting quite emotional about it too

so funny trolling is ok

but I have my concerns over impact on some well-meaning MNers

JillyBeansNW · 14/02/2007 14:14

Kitty only seems to be posting on the 'for sale' threads this afternoon

OK here lulu, just about to go out for bike ride

Rue · 14/02/2007 14:14

can I just stress that some posts on relationships are genuine (wondered why there was tumbleweed blowing over my cry for help on there...)

But thanks Kittylitter, this thread has cheered me up greatly.

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