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i had sex with my husbands twin :(

577 replies

mangamummy · 14/02/2007 13:31

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

OP posts:
VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2007 13:49

Well, yes Fio. I mean when I'm really pissed, the wrinkles on DP's Dad's face disappear and they could be brothers - they are just so alike.

I have to really try and keep my wits about me. And carry condoms at all times, you know, just in case. Cause I could end up pg with DP's Uncle/Auntie and my DC's Auntie/Sister Uncle/Brother.

MamaG · 14/02/2007 13:50

lulu you are sooo sweet

TinyGang · 14/02/2007 13:50

Well this is turning interesting....

grandads · 14/02/2007 13:50

I fell over once and gave my grandad a blow job, so I am sure it is possible kitty is telling the truth

lulumama · 14/02/2007 13:51

yeah, but not to you mamaG

i have not forgotten about your geek comments re the pour and store bags

Tutter · 14/02/2007 13:51

euw grandads

northerner · 14/02/2007 13:51

This is cocking hilarious

Always had my doubts about Kittylette....and if she's 22 I'm Kylie Minogue.

Limbodancer · 14/02/2007 13:51

Smacks of Titania all over again.

Either Kitty is sitting at her pc rofl at her attempt to liven things up, or she is need of some serious help. Anyone know her in rl?

ledodgy · 14/02/2007 13:51

Rofl @ grandads

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2007 13:52

ROFL Grandads

WigWamBam · 14/02/2007 13:52

Was someone a little bored today?

Naughty kittylette

ledodgy · 14/02/2007 13:52

She reminds me of Tamba.

MamaG · 14/02/2007 13:52

ROFL lulu

i actually meant it, you horrid old hag, I take it back now

noddyholder · 14/02/2007 13:52

We do get the real loonies on here I have to say!

lulumama · 14/02/2007 13:53

hag yourself mamaG ! i take it back about your lovely eyebrows!

snoooooooooooooooooort

MamaG · 14/02/2007 13:53

yeah i know, I can't believe lulu's obsession with soup storage

MamaG · 14/02/2007 13:53
TheTwinBrother · 14/02/2007 13:53

Ahem .... come on girls...me and kittylette had a wonderful experience last year in France, I am sure she was just sharing it all with you...arn't you all lucky!!

I fecking love you Kittylette.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2007 13:54

Do you know, I made a joke similar to that to a school 'friend' who was a bit like kittylette with her stories.

She had claimed to be pg twice before, adn then, for a third time when we were 14, she said it happened again and it was an accident. So I said..."Oh, did his cock accidentally slip up your fanny then?" She wasnt amused. She (attempted) to punch me in the stomach, but, I was laughing so much I didnt notice....

A few days later, she apparently had a miscarriage whilst in the bath. She was a funny little thing

TeeCee · 14/02/2007 13:54

Priceless Kitty, utterly priceless, bless you!

ComeOVeneer · 14/02/2007 13:54

Wasn't there someone on here a while back that posted attention seeking threads?

I was just about to turn of the computer and be productive but this is too interesting

lulumama · 14/02/2007 13:55

don;t mamaG! i will PMSL!

WigWamBam · 14/02/2007 13:55

There's been an awful lot of troll posts on Relationships lately ... anything else you want to own up to, kitty?

ledodgy · 14/02/2007 13:55

There's been a few FAS, Tamba etc... Full of loons on here.

Limbodancer · 14/02/2007 13:55

Twinbrother can I just ask what you would think of Kitty doing a burlesque strip at her wedding to your db?

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