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i had sex with my husbands twin :(

577 replies

mangamummy · 14/02/2007 13:31

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

OP posts:
piglit · 14/02/2007 15:29

Richard Madeley.

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:30

Hes a true minger, eh piggie?

his wife is awful too

(sorry judy fans)

ComeOVeneer · 14/02/2007 15:30

Blimey, it is amazing the way athread just heads of in a totally different direction from the OP. From sex with BIL to roasting todgers

gscrym · 14/02/2007 15:31

Doesn't Ashton Kutcher have a twin brother in real life? Maybe Kittys actually Demi Moore.

MrsLukafromER · 14/02/2007 15:31

No way, g! Demi Moore is old in kitty's book. Over 40 even !

therealmrsrichardmaddely · 14/02/2007 15:32

oi. you leave my dh alone or i'll deck you.
kitty, i could give you some tips about showing your tits in public....

therealmrsrichardmaddely · 14/02/2007 15:32

come here and say that naily

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:32

my dh could be twins with his brother, they are exactly alike although dh is 2 yrs older

i remember at school i couldnt decide which one i fancied

then i realised dh's bro is a prize twat

PLUS dh has a massive wanger (dont know about his bro)

so decision made!

mellowma · 14/02/2007 15:33

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nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:33

alright dickie?

piglit · 14/02/2007 15:33

Every time I see him I want to punch him. Dh watched that million pound thing on tv last night and RM was on it. I nearly put my foot through the tv. When I tried to explain my (ir)rational hatred I asked dh whether he hated anyone off the tv. He said "Pauline Fowler". I tried to explain that she wasn't real but he didn't get it.

therealmrsrichardmaddely · 14/02/2007 15:33

dont think changing the subject will help you

expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 15:36

Here, here, naily! That's what did the deal for me and DH, too!

Incodnito · 14/02/2007 15:41

Oh dear

FluffyMummy123 · 14/02/2007 15:41

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2007 15:51

"Chesnuts roasting on an open fire...."

OutCodnito · 14/02/2007 15:51

Hmm Hmm

Incodnito · 14/02/2007 15:52

I am not Icod by the way.

mellowma · 14/02/2007 15:53

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ComeOVeneer · 14/02/2007 15:54

This is getting wierd

mellowma · 14/02/2007 15:54

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ohsmellyjelly · 14/02/2007 15:55

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IntergalacticWalrus · 14/02/2007 15:56

Why do I always miss these threads when they are at their peak, eh?

codfather · 14/02/2007 15:56

i'm not cod either

mellowma · 14/02/2007 15:58

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