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i had sex with my husbands twin :(

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mangamummy · 14/02/2007 13:31

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

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MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 15:14

I am the real Mrs Gordon Ramsay.

Because..........I can spell it.....

bogie · 14/02/2007 15:14

pmsl at them pictures on that myspace thingy is that hers?

mellowma · 14/02/2007 15:14

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thepregnantmrsramsey · 14/02/2007 15:14

you lots are so sad

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 15:15

12 year gap thats the same one - you little detective you.

mellowma · 14/02/2007 15:15

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thepregnantmrsramsey · 14/02/2007 15:16

kitty strip

MrsLukafromER · 14/02/2007 15:16

If you knew anything about Gordon Ramsay you'd know he has low sperm count, so you can't be pregnant to him w/o IVF, you phoney FAKE!

twelveyeargap · 14/02/2007 15:17

Trolltastic.

ohsmellyjelly · 14/02/2007 15:20

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LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 15:21

Im offski, too many people on here talking about foo foo with Gordon Ramsay

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:21

so GR had all his children via IVF?

mellowma · 14/02/2007 15:21

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MrsLukafromER · 14/02/2007 15:22

Apparently, so, naily. His wife has talked about it.

MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 15:22

LVT

Rub it in why don't you ???

I haven't had jig a jig with him for weeks, EPIS and NoddyHolder keep him very busy.

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:22

i bet he was LIVID she spoke about it!

Pruni · 14/02/2007 15:23

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MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 15:23

He wasn't best pleased I can tell you.

Pruni · 14/02/2007 15:25

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twelveyeargap · 14/02/2007 15:25

Doubt it Pruni.

therealmrsgordonramsey · 14/02/2007 15:26

it's because my dh stood too close to hot ovens for years.... he roasted his nuts

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:27

oh yes pruni i saw that

a bit like richard madeley going on and on about his vasectomy

ENOUGH!

northerner · 14/02/2007 15:28

Heat lowers mens sperm counts. He has spent half of his life with his todger hanging over a hot stove. Makes sense.

northerner · 14/02/2007 15:29

Hang on, my dh is a chef

therealmrsgordonramsey · 14/02/2007 15:29

errr, like a said. just ignore me. i'm only his dw. what do i know?

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