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am I the only one who just doesn't believe that all men are into porn?

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wannaBeWhateverIWannaBe · 09/02/2007 11:12

of course some are, and of course in a lot of relationships it is a problem, and indeed in some it isn't, but I really just don't believe that most men buy/download/possess porn of some kind as has been suggested on here many times.

so am I the only one who believes this? I know my dh certainly doesn't have any.

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FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 14:59

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expatinscotland · 09/02/2007 15:03

is this cod becoming more 'kink aware'?

i mean, cod on a sex thread?!

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 15:04

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:04

cod, are you saying Miss Hoolie is a wanker

Was googling for a picture, and found this /link{http://home.earthlink.net/~lponeill/images/thanksgiving.jpg/ROFL}

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:05

got me slashes back to front

foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:05

just out of interest SURELY porn on a mobile phone isn't very satsifying

the screens are so small, how can you actually see anything?

a fanjo must be the size of a fingernail if you have a whole body pic on there and even if you filled the whole screen with fanjo, it still wouldn't be that large

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:06

oh fox....its not so much about details....its about it being norty lol.

foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:07

oh I'm a full believer in doing something properly if you're going to do it at all lol

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:08

That's cool

But not sure why a full on shot of a fanjo is a must, pmsl!

foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:09

why have they got pumpkins in that picture? very surreal!!

Oati · 09/02/2007 15:10

aren't the porn channels in hotels pay-per-view?

Cod - you should check your dh's hotel bills, then you'd know

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:10

Oh fox you are making me larf!!!

You pick out the pumpkins as being the strange thing in the photo!!!

Its thanksgiving, isnt it lol!

foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:10

ah, you see I imagined, from my (not very extensive) experience of pornos that that's what men would want to see!

foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:11

lol

don't, I'm going to have tears running down my face in a minute lol

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:15

They arent very attractive, with or without beards. I think you are under a misapprehension.

FioFio · 09/02/2007 15:15

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foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:18

why all those open beaver shots in porno mags one wonders

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:19

You see - not very attractive

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:19

Now fox, I thought you said you were inexperienced........

FioFio · 09/02/2007 15:21

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foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:24

bearded ones have never done it for me

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:25

Check out these guys playing with fanjos

foxinsocks · 09/02/2007 15:26

I don't think my experience is that extensive compared to some!

did spend the whole of one university break locked in residence (riots outside) and found a box full of porno films and mags. Sat open mouthed (in shock) through the lot!

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/02/2007 15:28

oh yick at that pic fox!

Here you go, a huge full frontal pussy shot for you