Skyyequake 2: Shaking Things UP

[skyyequake]

Original Thread

Come join me again in dealing with CuntMonkey ex and getting rid of yucky feelings!

Also up for discussion: Hot Men for us to imagine riding off into the sunset with, Cake for eating our feelings, and Friends quotes because we need some humour to save our sanity!

I'd definitely have been looking at you in envy haha. My kids are wild at soft play and everywhere else not in a mean way obviously, just can't be watched from a distance
I'm busy doing housework not on MN honestly it's never bloody ending! How's your day going?

Haha I was expecting DD to be a handful!

I should be doing housework too lol DD fell asleep as soon as we got home and I definitely feel like I need more caffeine

I've almost done the living room, just need to mop and then attempt the kitchen with two cats who want out but can't because they've not been here long enough!

You've done more than me lol

Debating whether to go to Sainsbury's despite the fact it looks like its gonna rain....

I spoke too soon, just about to mop and DD pops up "hi mummy, I'm not sleepy" at least my mum is taking all 3 (for the second time ever!) tonight so I can get it gutted properly later. Football tonight so no chance I'm missing that!
How far is sainsburys? Can you order online I'm all for life hacks, fuck dragging 2 toddlers round the supermarket

Sainsburys is a five minute walk down the road and its not a big shop so couldn't order online! and it wouldn't get here till tomorrow and I want snacks!!

oops soz maybe she'll post some down!

we could all meet at skys and have some cheesecake

Lol I'll have to straighten the place up a bit we can all watch the Martian and oggle Matt Damon

I'm up for that, if I leave now I might get to you this time next year? Gabs we're FedEx-ing the cheesecake apparently

According to google maps it should only take you 6 days to walk here (I used Edinburgh for your location so it might be a little off) so get cracking

Not far off, slightly closer to Glasgow but since Edinburgh is my home city I'll let you off 6 days? Double that at least I'm a fat, unfit grubber and I'll be laden down with goodies too!

Well by the time you bake stuff, get down here, eat cheesecake, watch movies, etc, then back again you should be home in time for Christmas

I'll roll home instead I wish we all lived closer, the nights out would be legendary! We could do cake too, we'd be like a really odd version of the WI 😂 With superheroes, friends quotes and churros!

Lmao if I win the lottery I'll pay for us all to meet up not that that'll ever happen

Me too it's still not likely

Tada I made my mushroom, spinach, tomato and avocado wrap and it hasn't gone down too badly with DD either

looks nice sky

That looks lovely Skyye

Thank you DD seems to share your distaste for mushrooms aye! Although it is the first time she's had them so maybe she'll grow out of it

She's a clever girl I had planned on a takeaway tonight as the kids are with my parents tonight (first child free night in 2 years!) but I made a lasagne instead

Lol XP tried to make a lasagne once... It was crunchy 😂

Hopefully I'll have enough left over at the end of the week for a takeout... If XP has her then I'll wait till she's gone to bed, and if he doesn't then I'll order earlier and she can have some too

How the pluperfect fuck did he end up with a crunchy lasagne???
Aw sounds like a good weekend treat have you heard from him again?

well we were making it together and the first layer I put on the lasagne sheets one sheet thick... On the second he insisted that I'd done it wrong and you needed to put them two sheets thick. End result: Top layer of lasagne sheets were crunchy and uncooked in the middle!

Did give me yet another opportunity to say "I told you so" though

Nope, haven't heard from him... Oh what a shame

Oh he really is a moron isn't he? But then we knew that because he didn't see how awesome you are Skyye, clearly he's beyond stupid!
I'm not surprised, he's probably off crying to his pals about how hard his life is