I've met someone and I don't know how to finish this title.

[ProfessorPickles]

I apologise for the terrible thread title, but I didn't have a clue what to go with and could no longer ask your advice
I still like train edition but didn't want to use it incase it's terrible, which it probably is.

So here we are, part three of the 'I've met someone' saga.
The first thread was very positive and exciting, the second was mostly negative for all of us and here we are starting the third!

Let's make it a good one!

I do swear a little on here Silvery and a lot more in RL! I'm all sweetness and light but love a good bit of swearing I do. The French do not have an equivalent, sadly. Good question though.

Swearing and laughter. Two out of three very good stress relievers.

draw blood haha - that's better then Crazy!

This if he asks whether you need help or what with - just say 'yes, I'll show you when you are here' - and do NOT think that if he's asking it means he's not keen - just get him to come over and then say, I don't actually need help but wanted a chat/drink with you and didn't want to explain in front of everyone.

Good ploy PGtips. Nice to see we think along the same lines. Silvery agrees too. It rather reminds me of the line in Blackadder; 'I have a cunning plan'.

NEWSFLASH Whilst I'm away in England I'm not sure I'll be online for the week.

Please tell me you'll miss me a teeny tiny bit! (Insert a whining, needy voice.)

OMG this...we always say at work..." We have a cunning plan"....we don't really we always fuck it up but it sounds good

This??!!!?? How the hell will you not have Internet in England??? We are not totally backwards

Excellent, Sweeney! or should I write [grink]?

We will all miss you this...so make sure you get on line or we will send the fucking boys round

I'm looking forward to a good grink with all of you...who's up for it...prof...if we have to,travel south I'll pick you up

Lol Crazy! Yes, I know you have internet in the UK and you've moved on from using goat's gizzards as condoms!

It costs an arm and a leg on my mobile to have internet access. I will probably cave in though...

Goats gizzards....well that's a first for me this lol

That proper made me lol!

Goats gizzard..... lmfao!

I wish I could share mine with you

The Internet that is..... not Goats gizzard

They're a bit harder to find than condoms and a little more expensive, Sweeney.

Love that word.... goats gizzard! Brilliant

Can't imagine going into fine fare and asking for a pack of goats gizzards lol

I'm going into boots tomorrow just to ask Sweeney!

Boots duchess....I think you'd be better off going to an Anne summers party

Anne summers??!!?? Who is she??? Is she in the phone book??

Right, I need my beauty sleep guys. Up early again tomorrow.

I'll iron my red dress and crimp my hair...naaa, only kidding!

Good night folks.

Let's hope a bad dress rehearsal makes for a bloody good show tomorrow.

This but surely you WILL let us know how it all went tomorrow eve before going? If you don't that's end of friendship haha!
Btw it's MUCH cheaper to buy a sim with internet access once in the UK than have it on your french phone. They are cheap!

Thank you PGtips. I will let you know, I promise. xxx

Good night this....and you must only need 2 hrs sleep then..cue lots of abuse from others lol....duchess you know exactly who Anne summers is...you're from hull....my mates wife set off a vibrator in an Anne summers shop and couldn't turn it off

Hahaha brilliant!

Night all xxxx

Oh yes, "I have a cunning plan" has been said by me many a time over the years.

(Also, I fancied Baldrick.)

All the best for tomorrow, This.

Silvery....NOBODY EVER FANCIED BALDRICK lol