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How often do you have sex?

96 replies

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 21:35

Just curious to see if i am normal or not. No details required

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SmileysPeople · 05/01/2007 22:03

How often do you masturbate?
I bought a rabbit and our sex life went through the roof!!...for a while...

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 22:04

I see 2 nerve sorry for the mix up not making out your an old lezzie or anything

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angelinaj · 05/01/2007 22:05

Masturbation no fun by yourself really!! Unless you visulise Brad Pitt in him boxers

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kittylette · 05/01/2007 22:06

oooh i want a rabbit,

DF works in Ann summers, may put one on my discount wishlist

i think something new always spices it up for a while,

i think when your having good sex you feel more in love too - more like new lovers iykwim?

SmileysPeople · 05/01/2007 22:08

Masturbation no fun on your own Angelinaj??
Do you own a rabbit?

Full brazilian also made sex life soar!!...for a while....

Tortington · 05/01/2007 22:09

with or without welshboris?

with welshboris - 5 times a week. without - well never - her strap on is huge

Spidermama · 05/01/2007 22:09

I had a rabbit for a while because everyone was always banging on about them and, I'll be honest, I felt like a right Charlie.

'I'm just popping into my room to (slam) '
(BBbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

kittylette · 05/01/2007 22:10

pmsl custardo,

how about love eggs?

nikkie · 05/01/2007 22:10

Never

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 22:10

Done brazillion loads of times and it did help but we had marriage problems and that kind of quashed it. Bit better now though

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MamazonAKAfatty · 05/01/2007 22:12

tell him exactly why your going to your room...he will follow in seconds and the pair of you will be having wild sex in seconds. men find women masturbating a real turn on.

strange really as most women find men masturbating horrid.

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 22:12

Well girlies i am off to bed for loads of rampant sex mayby??

We will see!!

Nighty night and have fun

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UCM · 05/01/2007 22:13

WTF is brazillion, please tell me more?

SmileysPeople · 05/01/2007 22:14

Really Spidermama? I was addicted for a while. Coulnldn't care less if a charlie, orgasms at the drop of a hat? can't argue with that.
16yr old girls should be issued tham on the NHS.

MamazonAKAfatty · 05/01/2007 22:14

when you pay someone to make yuor genitals completly bald and stinging like you have just had your pubes set fire to.

2nervesleft · 05/01/2007 22:16

A full and total bikini wax.

UCM · 05/01/2007 22:17

Well fuck me sideways, done that meself recently with a tube of Nair, didn't get me any more sex though, just the feeling of knowing how a slug/snail feels and a smug feeling that I would be tidy when giving birth.

Well you live & learn Eh??

On that note, I am retiring to my bed ladies. Nite.xx

SmileysPeople · 05/01/2007 22:18

Didn't you even get fucked sideways?

Ceolas · 05/01/2007 22:19

Last time when I conceived. Am 7 weeks atm.

Just don't feel like it at all.

pointydog · 05/01/2007 23:44

ceolas, is that in response to smileys?

kittylette · 05/01/2007 23:46

hahahahaha

DetentionGrrrl · 06/01/2007 15:03

not as much as i would like to. sadly.

once every month or two.

noddyholder · 06/01/2007 15:05

how nosey!Every other day unless really knackered!

NOELallie · 06/01/2007 17:22

Once a week - maybe 3 times on holiday. Any more than that is just disgusting and should probably be made illegal .......

juicychops · 06/01/2007 17:46

every night that i see dp which is about 5 times a week. sometimes 2-3 times per night. One night a week is a long 3 hour session

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