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How often do you have sex?

96 replies

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 21:35

Just curious to see if i am normal or not. No details required

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SmileysPeople · 05/01/2007 21:50

Twice a month average?
Often more.
Often less.

UCM · 05/01/2007 21:50

Don't be daft thats not abnormal unless you are a hooker as you wouldn't be making much

Pruni · 05/01/2007 21:50

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angelinaj · 05/01/2007 21:51

Sex is very good when it happens. Orgasms on nearly every occasion. Perhaps it ought to be like a fine resturant and quality as appose to quantity??

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Spidermama · 05/01/2007 21:52

About twice a month.
Perhaps if I were to buy him an XBox or a really big book about angling and one about Roman history it might slip back to once a month.

As a matter of fact he's having a bath now. He's a bit hopeful this evening.

2nervesleft · 05/01/2007 21:52

Yes UCM this will be our 13th year together and the sparkle can fade just a little can't it.

controlfreaky2 · 05/01/2007 21:53

it varies muchly. at moment 3/4 times a week ish.

HonorMatopoeia · 05/01/2007 21:53

you have to love their ways and those little signs that their hopes (ahem) are up!

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 21:54

UCM is that your hubby on here????

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sauce · 05/01/2007 21:54

I've never had the big o during sex.

UCM · 05/01/2007 21:55

2 Nerves, every now & then I say to DH 'Darling we really should have more sex', he says 'yes dear' and goes back to Buffy and I return to my craft room, pc & MN

Pruni · 05/01/2007 21:56

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UCM · 05/01/2007 21:56

anjelina, on where bloody hope not, he wouldn't be too impressed that I am discussing shagging (him) on a public forum

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 21:56

Try sitting on top of him and going back and fore does it for me everytime

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angelinaj · 05/01/2007 21:57

So who is 2 nerves then??

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SmileysPeople · 05/01/2007 21:57

I'm most up for sex after a lie in, a cup of coffee a chat and a cuddle, how often does that happen?? Not twice a month. he's lucky.

UCM · 05/01/2007 21:58

Aaaaah gotcha, no Ang, I think 2nerves was talking about it being their 13th year.

pointydog · 05/01/2007 21:58

Last time I remember a thread like this, the poster who claimed to have the most sex turned out to be banging another poster.

Beware those who brag about their sex lives online.

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 21:58

How long are you all at it for. Us usually 20 mins before it is all over

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angelinaj · 05/01/2007 22:00

I understand ucm.

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2nervesleft · 05/01/2007 22:00

Lol UCM
Its usually on my new years resolution list,

so I make a big effort for Valentines day.

MamazonAKAfatty · 05/01/2007 22:01

for all of you whose hubbies whinge about you being too tired tell them that if they made more of an effort you would be less tired.

get them to wake you up with a visit down south

its proven that frequant orgasmic sex gives you MORE energy, prevents headaches and generally makes you feel a shit load better.

so excuse me whilst i sit here miserable, tired and popping aspirin for my pounding head

sauce · 05/01/2007 22:02

maybe I can learn something on this thread?

2nervesleft · 05/01/2007 22:02

PMSL
No I am not married to UCM.

I was referrring to my own marriage, to a man, called Mark.

And not making much sense as usual! Sorry.

angelinaj · 05/01/2007 22:03

Orgasms make it worthwhile. Better than a small coming

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