Oral

[twangmyknickers]

I have a new man, lucky me. Portuguese for the record. We've been getting along well enough to end up in bed. So far so good. But things have been a little one sided, I've given more oral than I've received and as I quite like it, this afternoon I was bold enough to ask to be kissed down there. He was a little shocked at my request & said 'What, were you born in a barn or something?' before he got to it. & no, he wasn't making a joke of it! It was okay, but left me feeling a bit crap. Surely in this day & age we women can ask for oral without any stigma attached? I felt a bit quite embarrassed/humiliated, like it was something a woman should never say . Tell me it's him & not me.

What I want to know OP is, will you use an umbrella on his knob?

LolAF. I know, but I want the OP to explain why they chose the expression they did (which freshers week that they belong to is probable, although they should be out getting p*ssed...)

What I want to know OP is, will you use an umbrella on his knob?

Cocktail knob?

it's Friday alright...

I always fancied a cock that tasted like a Mojito

I don't know why but this has just put me off the box of Portuguese custard tarts we've just bought.

AF you worry me sometimes... pmsl!

I worry myself

I'm beginning to feel sorry I posted the umbrella correction......up or down sir ( or madam) !!

I think we can conclude that your new man needs some education on how to really please a woman!.

Where has he been:?.

OP, perhaps you should consider slathering your flaps in cerveja and see if it tempts his tastebuds ?

F**king VERY funny

Ewwww
You weirdo

me, OBMN ?

I am having FUN

No the gobbler of delicious knobs
Gross

heh

I'd dump him. NO matter how good his cock tastes, that sort of attitude displays a very lazy and entitled attitude to sex. Once the novelty of his 'delicious' cock and nice body have worn off, I'll think you'll find sex with this one rather boring.

Born in a barn just made me think of Anna and Hans in Frozen! Though that was raised in a barn!

With a mischievous smile I could cope with being called unrefined / earthy... but it sounds like this was just outright offensive.

Delicious nob indeed.
Grow up.
Plenty of people love to give oral, and a clean cock is not unpleasant. But I really don't think they are ever "delicious".

OK, so there's no problem here then - why are you posting?

You're happy to carry on sucking his dick, even though he makes you feel 'embarrassed and humiliated'.

There's a thread I'm on where reference is made to a "spiced appendage". But that's in reference to a tramp rubbing garlic into his feet as a remedy for infection. Maybe OP's current shag has the same idea. And garlic is delicious...

A girl has needs and should absolutely demand a good tongue lashing.

I'm laughing at this. Delicious knob? Seriously. I mean SERIOUSLY?!?!? Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahh

Seriously - what could be possibly wrong with someone feeling that their partners genitals are delicious, or lovely, or wonderful, or whatever word they choose to describe them?

I'm not getting the piss taking here, isn't one allowed to praise ones partner? '' delicious nob indeed, grow up'' and ''SERIOUSLY'' and ''you weirdo'' are all quite nasty responses to the OP's comment.

However, back to OP's point, yes, of course he should be enthusiastically reciprocating. Obviously it shouldn't be one sided at all.

I had a boyfriend years ago who wouldn't give me oral despite expecting it from me but he never made me feel dirty for asking.

If he doesn't like doing it there's not much you can do about it but his attitude fucking stinks.

In your own head Eekaman! Once you start sharing, it's open season on here, anyway.