Oral

[twangmyknickers]

I have a new man, lucky me. Portuguese for the record. We've been getting along well enough to end up in bed. So far so good. But things have been a little one sided, I've given more oral than I've received and as I quite like it, this afternoon I was bold enough to ask to be kissed down there. He was a little shocked at my request & said 'What, were you born in a barn or something?' before he got to it. & no, he wasn't making a joke of it! It was okay, but left me feeling a bit crap. Surely in this day & age we women can ask for oral without any stigma attached? I felt a bit quite embarrassed/humiliated, like it was something a woman should never say . Tell me it's him & not me.

Maybe other posters are jealous they haven't found a delicious tasting knob yet?

Hey, come on. Some of us actually enjoy giving head fellatio (I think that's what the OP was trying to say there).

Hopefully this was a communication problem. I think you should have a straight talk with this man. If he thinks that 'proper' women shouldn't ask for oral sex, then get rid.

Ewww delicious nob! It sounds to me like he thought your directness was rude and bad manners. It wasn't btw, hes just selfish!

Selfish lovers rarely have nobs that delicious.

AnyFucker*
I always fancied a cock that tasted like a Mojito

Don't know about mojito flavoured cock, but I've got a recipe for mojito flavoured tray bake somewhere. Very tasty, too

Interesting statement there thehypocrite oaf

''Selfish lovers rarely have knobs that delicious''

I'd love to know the source for this definitive statement of yours, can you please direct me to a link so I can read more about this trait that you'd defined? :)

A delicious knob??? Seriously.

I do enjoy oral sex both giving and receiving but I've never thought of his knob as delicious ??

Being a bloke and not being able to reach, I have to ask a question that, until this thread, has never once crossed my mind. How can a dick be delicious? Surely they just taste of skin?

And I've heard of Mojito flavoured rock ( you can get it at the seaside), but never Mojito flavoured genitals.

No, they all have a taste, not just skin

Christ, imagine if men could reach. The world economy would grind to a halt.

anyfucker

I had an ex who looked horrified when I suggested he go down on me. Like I was a mad, crazed nympho for even suggesting it!

Dump. It is a very clear indicator of selfishness (and a bit of sexism, know-your-place-woman too).

Never mind all that, DeepBreath where did you get the custard tarts from?

If it tasted of anything other than skin then I would be getting my wire brush and Dettol out.....
Mind you , that wouldn't taste very good either, maybe a liberal spreading of marmalade or golden syrup

Well, even if fresh out the shower - it isn't the same taste as licking your arm now is it.

Imagine if men could reach. The world economy would grind to a halt.

AF, this is now my favourite saying. Thank you for being such an inspiration.

Delicious knob hahahahaha

Whilst he clearly isn't a regular, the OP did say

He was a little shocked at my request & said 'What, were you born in a barn or something?' before he got down to it

Trying to find the positive in there, maybe... Maybe it was lost in translation (and a terrible attempt I will admit, ) to refer to OP as insatiable? "Oh my god, you're an animal!" Yeah... It's a stretch but, a man getting so much enthusiastic attention towards his delicious cock isn't likely to be rude about the provider of such attention is he? Maybe that's just my experience

it isn't the same taste as licking your arm now is it

Only if licking an arm lead to an automatic Heil Hitler salute.

How can a dick be delicious? Surely they just taste of skin?

Think about kissing/licking a woman on the neck. Individual women smell different and taste different.

Same for penises. Except it's more pronounced due to the sexual hormones being secreted. Liking someone's taste/smell is due to compatible immune systems = making genetic power babies.

Hahahaha nauticant

Only if licking an arm lead to an automatic Heil Hitler salute

Actual tears from laughing here.

Heil Hitler salute

We haven't even touched on how these things spit at you. That's not a neutral taste experience, for sure.

No ones knob is delicious
( disclaimer, never tasted a Portugese one but surely they can't be too different from Spanish ones)