My boyfriend likes it up the bum

[milkybar123]

Newbie here so be gentle :)

I've been with my boyfriend for just short of 2 years now and we have recently become engaged. He is 33 and I'm 28. I've always been aware of his past (cheated on every girlfriend, slept around etc) but so far so good between us both.

Anyway, we were both at a mutual friends birthday party the other night when the drinking game 'I have never' cropped up. Always a risky game to play with a partner but I went along with it as.

The question "I have never had it up the bum" came up, and most people kept their fingers up apart from him. He then told us that an ex girlfriend would completely dominate him anally and I've felt sick thinking about it ever since. Is this normal? Has anyone elses significant other expressed an interested in being anally dominated by another woman?

not another one!

Yeah but I use my foot. Ankle deep.

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Here we go...

Oh dear grabs popcorn

Ok so benefit of the doubt......

Forget his bum fetish, you need to worry that you are settling down with a man who you know is a liar and a cheat. I suggest you consider why you think you are worth so little.

Take him to Center Parcs. Or up the Oxo Tower.

Good band name that...ANAL DOMINATION

Jesus...

Not sure he ever expressed an opinion on tbe matter, knackered.

Yes, but only on Thursdays, is that normal?

No as I'm sure he would run a mile or more if I suggest that. I might surprise him hahaha

Howling already and the thread has only just started!

Okaaaaaaay, I doubt very much that someone who 'likes it up the bum' would fail to mention it at some point over the course of a 2 year relationship...

Hello troll!

Lol

Gives benefit of the doubt...

I used to see someone who liked this. Note the past tense.

Cucumbers are on special at Ocado at the moment. Buy a cucumber, get the tomatoes free. So, if you end up not liking it, at least you get a free salad out of it.

You can't access the sex topic then?

Don't buy a cucumber with a yellow reduced sticker though. It'll be a big mushy disapointment

We have a sex topic for exactly this reason.

Ahem

Yes, it's completely normal but only on a Friday or at Centre Parks.

If you're at Centre Parks on a Friday, you won't see anyone who isn't having it up the bum

Oh dear grabs popcorn

Now that would be an uncomfortable pearl necklace.

You used the phrase 'anally dominated' and genuinely didn't think we'd catch on that this was bullshit?

Sounds a complete catch.