My boyfriend likes it up the bum

[milkybar123]

Newbie here so be gentle :)

I've been with my boyfriend for just short of 2 years now and we have recently become engaged. He is 33 and I'm 28. I've always been aware of his past (cheated on every girlfriend, slept around etc) but so far so good between us both.

Anyway, we were both at a mutual friends birthday party the other night when the drinking game 'I have never' cropped up. Always a risky game to play with a partner but I went along with it as.

The question "I have never had it up the bum" came up, and most people kept their fingers up apart from him. He then told us that an ex girlfriend would completely dominate him anally and I've felt sick thinking about it ever since. Is this normal? Has anyone elses significant other expressed an interested in being anally dominated by another woman?

Giving you the benefit of the doubt, I would be more concerned about the relentless cheating.

If you move this to the sex topic will it go 'poof' and disappear into the cyber-ether because this is a new poster Olivia?

best place for it

your boyfriend 'Likes it up the bum' and you're 28 you say?

Ok then.

Love how quickly were catching onto the trolls tonight. Grow up milkybar

Listen dev, one was plenty for this week. Why don't you go for a walk or something

The cucumbers in sainsburys are huge at the moment. I bought one the other day and it broke through the side of the carrier bag and wiggled about in a slightly lewd fashion.

Yeah, he sounds great. You should totes marry him. You could make it a theme for your wedding day.

Olivia's here so I'm scared on my best behaviour.
But we have a sex topic? Do we? Can we send all threads like this over there from now on?

arf ask

watches back for Olivia, trying not to laugh too hard at ask.

Wonders why I have never visited the sex topics for entertaining threads such as this one...

There's a sex thread topic?

Sounds like a bum deal OP. Dump on him.

My anticipation ended in disppointment when I discovered Ocado aren't offering free tomatoes with every 50p cucumber, Sarnie, and I'm buggered if I'm going to pay £1.99 for toms when a scoopload only cost a quid in the market.

However, I've added Mrs Elswood's Hot Dill Cucumbers and a Dove Fresh Cucumber Deodorant to my order to cater for Friday Night Fever.

Yes handful it's shiny and new

Hello Olivia!

You'd want to give that cucumber a bloody good wash before putting it in a salad.

DP once intimated his left armpit was in need of a bit of firm encouragement if that's any use OP?

The sex topic is new and it has ROOLZ.

How in the name of fuck do you encourage an armpit? And what would you be encouraging it to do anyway?

Nah, you don't want to go down the anal sex route, It's fucking shit.

Sorry, sorry, I'll get my coat.

Please be gentle Cracking opening line OP!

Is it half term somewhere??

Well I never. I seem to be saying that a lot lately.

I'd be way more worried about the cheating than the anal proclivity.