My boyfriend likes it up the bum

[milkybar123]

Newbie here so be gentle :)

I've been with my boyfriend for just short of 2 years now and we have recently become engaged. He is 33 and I'm 28. I've always been aware of his past (cheated on every girlfriend, slept around etc) but so far so good between us both.

Anyway, we were both at a mutual friends birthday party the other night when the drinking game 'I have never' cropped up. Always a risky game to play with a partner but I went along with it as.

The question "I have never had it up the bum" came up, and most people kept their fingers up apart from him. He then told us that an ex girlfriend would completely dominate him anally and I've felt sick thinking about it ever since. Is this normal? Has anyone elses significant other expressed an interested in being anally dominated by another woman?

For complete anal domination you would need something bigger than a cucumber.

There's a sex topic? What section is it in?

ANAL DOMINATION with special guests SCREAMING BUMCRACK and FIERY BUTTER, £13.50, Nottingham Rock City. ROAR.

Body & Soul Fairenuff. You have to have been a member of Mn for a while 90 days to post mind.

"He then told us that an ex girlfriend would completely dominate him anally and I've felt sick thinking about it ever since. Is this normal?"

No, this doesn't sound normal. Dump him.

Well blow me down, we have a sex topic. Although not sure how HQ can move this thread there if OP is new?

he's gaslighting you.
Have some hot sweet tea

Yes. I'm sure many men like to admit to this at parties

LTB for not telling you this before now.
Doesn't whisper his deepest desires to you during intimate moments in two whole years, but does tell a whole room full of people?
Definitely LTB.

It'll ruin your milky bar if you shove it up his bum.

people kept their fingers up

I've never heard of 'I have never'. It sounds like great fun.

I seem to recall that's not necessarily the case for Mars bars, Giddy, but maybe that applies to a different orifice?

Hmm goddess, you'd think people would think these things through more carefully. They're almost colour coded

Colour coded choccy bars and cucumbers? Brilliant idea, Giddy - I shall email Ocado.

OP ,did mummy take the computer away and tell you to go and get ready for bed?

I am now wanting to sing

'My boyfriend d likes it up the bum
Doodah, doodah,
My boyfriend likes it up the bum
Doodah doodah day.'

...to the tune of that 'Yogi Bear' song everyone sang in school bus trips.

Shatner if you have never heard of 'I have never' then you have to keep your finger up.

Perhaps Ow-bergines for those moments of total abasement too goddess.

Did they go to centre parks?

Now, there was a pretty involved thread these last 2 days, very well done as far as it goes, best I've seen in some time. Much to learn you still have.

Shatner if you have never heard of 'I have never' then you have to keep your finger up.

Can I take it out now? DH wants to do a jigsaw and needs to sit down.

This reminds me of the time a bunch of colleagues started playing 'I have never' (we were all grads). I thought they'd keep it tame , but I was wrong.

There was one chap I couldn't look in the eye for about a fortnight afterwards as he was so pissed he decided to explain just what he 'had never' done in graphic detail.

People: 'I have never' is a very bad thing

@Giddy - that hurt...!