Losing Susan to Mumsnet...

[Giblets83]

Dear Mumsnet,

My lovely partner Susan (not real name) spends a huge amount of time on Mumsnet. I respect the advice, support and community she has found, but every time I look over she's on the ipad.

I wonder if I'm doing something wrong? Is there a healthy amount of time one should spend on Mumsnet a day? How much is too much?

I feel that combined with having a 10 month old PFB / DS in the same room as us, it's affecting the intimacy in our relationship.

Not alligators. Any fule kno we are vipers

Don't be sad Giblets. It was helpful and amusing of you to post your op. And the clarification that is was a joke was timely. I am also reassured to hear that you and Susan are happy together.

Thank you for quoting the advice on relationships so that noone gets sucked into taking people on the internet too seriously.

We could start a thread about who is not Susan, as the one for Katie, so we could find her out by elimination from over 1 million registered users.

Oh and... Susan?

LTB.

in a while crocodile

see you soon over the moon

(you can tell I'm bored)

Suuusan, Suuuusan where are you Suuusan? Hubba is missing you

Desperately seeking Susan are you?

good one

I'm Susan, and so's my wife

didn't know you cared sweetie....

See, this is why I haven't told DH that I am on MN. When he asks "What the hell are you looking at on your laptop all the time?", I tell him I'm looking at porn. Much safer that way! No worry about DH making a prat of himself and embarrassing me in front of all of you.

As opposed to you, bumping two year old threads?

I knew I loved my BF when he made an AIBU/YABU/YANBU joke over whatsapp.

In the classic MN style, here's a grip

Agh zombie thread

Arrrggghhhh that's the second one tonight!