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Original poster

Eeek. I have a person with a penis on his way over with wine.

71 replies

EdwiniasRevenge · 21/02/2014 22:11

It's been a VERY long time.

I have no idea which direction this is goig to take.

My pre teen dds are still up.

I need a hand to hold.

OP posts:
CuntyBunty · 21/02/2014 22:14

Phoaaarrr "Edwina", its
Not John Major coming over is it? No advice, but enjoy. I hope you have fun, sexy night and that you get to see the penis.

fusspot66 · 21/02/2014 22:15

I think the presence of the kids will set the tone. Enjoy the wine and chat!
Oh and look up ''booty call'
Don't be too available.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/02/2014 22:18

Where do you know him from?

Original poster
EdwiniasRevenge · 21/02/2014 22:24

Friend of the ex.

So I know him in RL iYSWIM. Perfectky "safe"

OP posts:
Spellcheck · 21/02/2014 22:36

Bloody marvellous! Relax and see how it goes...

And get those kids in bed! ;-)

MushroomSoup · 21/02/2014 22:38

Pre-teens still up at gone 10?
Booty call on the way over with wine?

CuntyBunty · 21/02/2014 22:39

My initial thought, when I looked at the time of the OP, was the same as yours too, Fusspot Confused

Slothlorien · 21/02/2014 22:39

Enjoy the person and the wine! Save the penis till you've got night away from the kids so u can concentrate on it Smile

CurlyhairedAssassin · 21/02/2014 22:40

You have no idea which direction it will take? Up, I would have thought! [snigger]

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/02/2014 23:06

Have you got rid of the cobwebs kids?

HannahHorvath · 21/02/2014 23:20

How long is a "VERY long time"?

Oooh! Good luck Op Wine we await your feedback

MillyBlods · 21/02/2014 23:27

Has he taken you out on a proper date already then?

DebbieOfMaddox · 21/02/2014 23:30

It's going to take the direction of wine, presumably. Which is not to be sneezed at in its own right. Consider the penis in context later.

TheWhispersOfTheGods · 21/02/2014 23:32

Maybe OP doesn't want to be taken out for dinner, or has called him for a booty call? Nowt wrong with that!

Hope the evening goes the way you want it to OP. Happy Friday! Smile

MillyBlods · 22/02/2014 00:57

I was just being nosy and seeing what they might have already been up to Grin

JeanSeberg · 22/02/2014 07:59

I must be very old-fashioned then as presumably the intention was for him to stay over with him bringing wine yet you had your daughters with you?

DebbieOfMaddox · 22/02/2014 09:24

Do you always stay over everywhere you partake of wine, JeanSeberg?

iamonthepursuitofhappiness · 22/02/2014 09:27

What happened with the penis?

MamaPingu · 22/02/2014 09:27

Ooh I wonder if they've slept together and she's doing that thing they do in films where they wake up wondering what happened last night and spot the bloke dribbling next to them in bed and a trail of clothing from the door Grin

AmberSpyglass · 22/02/2014 09:28

What happened, OP?

ExcuseTypos · 22/02/2014 09:30

Did you have a name evening?

ExcuseTypos · 22/02/2014 09:30

nice

meditrina · 22/02/2014 09:30

I read it that the wine would definitely be shared, but not necessarily the penis (out of practice, Op?)

What happened?

Weliveinabeautifulworld · 22/02/2014 09:33

Spill the beans!!!

Teeb · 22/02/2014 09:34

Who suggested coming round to the other at ten thirty at night with wine?