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Eeek. I have a person with a penis on his way over with wine.

71 replies

EdwiniasRevenge · 21/02/2014 22:11

It's been a VERY long time.

I have no idea which direction this is goig to take.

My pre teen dds are still up.

I need a hand to hold.

OP posts:
TallRedhead · 22/02/2014 09:34

So how did it go?

JugglingFromHereToThere · 22/02/2014 09:38

How are things looking this morning Edwina ? x

EdwiniasRevenge · 22/02/2014 10:58

:)

Just to point out that it wasn't a "booty call". It was pre arranged to be that time because of other commitments.

Ive known him a long time - but not seen him in a while. DCs know him so nobody were strangers to each other.

Having said that DCs would have been suprised to find him still here this morning. Which is why he left at 6.30 Wink

OP posts:
Joysmum · 22/02/2014 11:00

You must be knackered, get some sleep Grin

ExcuseTypos · 22/02/2014 11:06

Grin good outcome.

neiljames77 · 22/02/2014 11:08

How do you make a bottle of wine last for 8 hours?????

Monetbyhimself · 22/02/2014 11:09

Excellent Grin

Monetbyhimself · 22/02/2014 11:11

And pmsl at the notion that a ladeeee must allow herself to be taken out for dinner before she shares a penis bottle of wine in her boudoir. How very 1950s [ grin]

EdwiniasRevenge · 22/02/2014 11:38

I don't get how my dds being here was a big no no.

Obviously it did inhibit the progress of things before they went to bed.

Obviously I wouldn't have entertained the idea of a stranger visiting with the DC in the house.

OP posts:
MamaPingu · 22/02/2014 11:39

Ooh how exciting!! Smile

Sounds as if it went well Grin

insancerre · 22/02/2014 11:43

glad it went well for you but do wonder why you posted this in relationships?
if you are just in it for the sex, then that's fine but if you are at the beginning of a relationship and you describe him as a 'person as a penis', then it doesn't really bode well for the future
unless you don't mind him posting a thread describing you as a person with a fanjo and a pair of tits

WaxingGibbon · 22/02/2014 11:44

Yay good on you Edwinia Smile

Will we be seeing him again?

JugglingFromHereToThere · 22/02/2014 11:51

It sounds like a relationship to me insancerre - I don't think I read the OP quite as you did

neiljames77 · 22/02/2014 11:55

insancerre - seriously??????

Weliveinabeautifulworld · 22/02/2014 12:01

Is it bad that I still want more details? Blush

Mrscaindingle · 22/02/2014 12:38

Pmsl at person with a penis

I think some folk are taking this a bit too seriously. Confused

Sounds like you had a good night Op , gives the rest of us some hope. Wink

ButICantaloupe · 22/02/2014 12:43

OP, come on indulge us with some details. Wink

Dillydollydaydream · 22/02/2014 12:50

Sounds like a lovely evening :)

rainbowfeet · 22/02/2014 12:52

I don't think people mean to be too judgemental but I am a lone parent & find it hard to date.. Getting baby sitters, paying for baby sitters & a night out not to mention even meeting someone I'd want to date so sometimes a casual type arrangement crops up & is nice. Grin

It breaks the boredom & loneliness sometimes.. Blows away the cobwebs so to speak!! Some of my happily married friends find it hard to understand & say things like 'get him to take you out'!! Which would be nice but a night in with company, alcohol & sex is also nice! Wink

So well done you, bet you have a big grin today & a spring in your step!! Smile

oldgrandmama · 22/02/2014 12:56

Yay! Well done, OP. (Er, that sounds bad ... you know what I mean ...)

MamaPingu · 22/02/2014 13:10

I don't know how anyone can get funny over "person with a penis", to me it just suggested it had been a long time since she'd had sex last Grin

And that it was a bit oh my god a person with a penis is on their way!! Wink

MamaPingu · 22/02/2014 13:11

I agree with someone further up the post who still feels like they want to know more Blush

EdwiniasRevenge · 22/02/2014 13:49

It wasn't THAT exciting.

Nothig to tell.

He just needed a bed to sleep in.

And we might have had a bit of skin to skin contact...if its good for a newborn it's got to be good for a woman right?

Actually the cuddling and being held was the best part for me.

Nice DVD next weekend, lots of opportunity for cuddling (no kids)....recommendations? Thinking its got to be a good rom com. Heavy on the comedy but with a good sex scene, prederrably near the end so we don't miss too much of the film when we erm...get distracted. ...

OP posts:
AmberSpyglass · 22/02/2014 13:50

What rainbowfeet said. There's nothing wrong this scenario, that I can see. Presumably everyone knew where they stood, it wasn't like the OP was being, ahem, taken for a ride, so to speak :D

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 22/02/2014 14:24

I can see you have it thought through, OPGrin

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