DH has told me that Semen is a cure-all????????

[comewhatmay]

Im a fairly new poster, but have changed my name too.

Basically, he has said that to cure my bad skin, Semen is supposed to be the best remedy. I have suffered from acne for years and years and nothing has helped.

He said that he thinks that it has properties that are good if put on the skin, but also has nutrients that are good if ingested.

Im a little alarmed by this, im not really into kinky stuff, but willing to do anything to help my skin.

Is this true?

I have heard that it is good for your hair (semen, that is, not taking it up the arse) - in fact didn't a MN-er once post that she had put semen in her DD's hair?

On the other hand it may have been a typo, and it is obviously no-good at all for typos - hence Cod's parping. The times she has tried, without success, alas....

pmsl so much it hurts

Actually I have read that ermm swallowig is good for the hair skin and nails of the err swallower....

Apparantly semen has the same nutrients as seaweed... Personally I'd get a chinese meal instead, and by that I mean chinese food nothing kinky (had to add that just incase)......

lol

Parp does not mean take it up the ass.

I will whisper this - have nnot read whole thread but i do remember when we were students dp did his business on my face.
Ten minutes later a friend came round ( no pun intended) and spent the whole visit going on about this terrible rash i had developed all over my face. I swear the stuff BURNED - dont do it!

Thankyou sunny....she's a cheeky so & so lol

doesn't it depend on what your love chick eats??

PMSL! NAO.....

and pmsl at cum cure all. What man hasnt tried that one?

Take a zinc supplement instead?

PMSL I've just told dh about this thread, who is now insisting this is completely true and I should give BJ's more often for my hair/skin, etc lol

Whenever I have a sore throat dh says with a wink "I've got a cure for that". Just like when I come out of the sea and I'm cold and he offers to warm me up with his thermal lance.

Surfer - dp loved'thermal lance'

Propaganda!!!!

Surfermum - do we have the same dh??!! My dh says exactly the same thing every time I have a sore throat! He's tried all the things saying how great it is for the skin, your health EVERYTHING however he does say in a way that's it just a laugh!!! He knows he's not getting me to [whispers] swallow until he's knocked down the brick bbq and layed new slabs!! - last time was honeymoon nearly 5 year ago!!!!

this myth/idea was first purported by the Gay community, thats why all the gay guys look so buff and groomed.
I'm sorry but all ingesting sperm does it give you a really nasty tasting frog in your throat

or makes you throw up!!!

god doesnt it just. stings for bloody ages.

I found that after connection with the skin, it developed an effect not disimilar to the white paper glue that we used to have in infant school.

you know the way it peels off?

lol yeah

I want to say 'yuk' at the peeling off bit - but its true! (should I go as far to admit that I like peeling it off - in the same way that picking a babys nse is strangly satisfying)

The amount of blokes that use this line - tut!

oh puuuuuuleeeeaaaassssee!!!!!! in his dreams!!!!

tell him that cunnilingus releases hormones that help your skin.

AND semen has very little nutritional value.

great for nits and lice.

much more fun and cheaper than nipping out to boots for a bottle of full marks.