DH has told me that Semen is a cure-all????????

[comewhatmay]

Im a fairly new poster, but have changed my name too.

Basically, he has said that to cure my bad skin, Semen is supposed to be the best remedy. I have suffered from acne for years and years and nothing has helped.

He said that he thinks that it has properties that are good if put on the skin, but also has nutrients that are good if ingested.

Im a little alarmed by this, im not really into kinky stuff, but willing to do anything to help my skin.

Is this true?

Sorry...I cannot beileve for one second that anyone would believe a man who said that!!

omg - its not true?

LOL! The "semen in DDs hair" was a typo. She mean serum.

PMSL.
In our house it's a "Dr. XXX's hot sperm gargle"
and no,I don't fall for it either!

my dh once tried - many moons ago - telling me it was good for my hair.

i told him to fuck off and die

taking it up the tailpipe, on the other hand, is a definite cure for troll disease.

warthog - my dh is always trying to persuade me semen is a low cal yet nutritious snack!

I usually rather have crisps.

OMG, I am PMSL at this thread. Pity the poor some troll who has erm, bitten off more than they can chew on this thread I think.

"Do you think all the ladies will be shocked if we talk about cum?" haha, a schoolboy trip if ever I've heard one. Please cum back CWM! I'm loving your little naive attempts to shock. Ah, bless..

pmsl WB.

Dp once told me it would cure my headache.
When he complained of a bad headache (making him unable to get out of bed first) one morning, I dutifully got the kids up and made him tea in bed. only to find him fired up and ready for action [disbelieving arched eyebrow emoticon]
I said
oh great you're going to try that sperm remedy huh
He has curtailed his lengthy sermons on the benefits of sperm ingestion.

HIgh protein, good for Atkins diet. Shame we're at Weight Watchers then, isn't it...

Curiously enough it does not show up on my ww points calculator

Keys probably all gummed up, P.

Excellent thread - when I was 18 a bf told me that urinating in my mouth would cure my ulcers - I have taken anything like that with a pinch of salt since !!! Men will say anything to get it in your mouth.

And I recall being told to pee on my chilblains.

Hub the gummy keys are from the lack of use

Actually pee on chilblains does work.

AS does wearing socks and slippers

Ha!

This thread is so funny

We should write a sitcom

Ow, ow, my chillblains hurt so much.

LOL.

Does it only have one 'l' ?

when we lived apart i once made him put some on a letter !

Couldn't he just lick the stamp ?

You have to pee on them yourself Hub, have you seen the price of a golden shower these days
tsk tsk

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Well it might be ggg, it is however an open invitation to haemorhoids. (So I've heard that is )