sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

that was a brave choice of dress from Kate I thought themidwife.. so, so pale

and I discovered this accidentally while waiting for an occ health appt last week

tatler feb 2012 edition

so she was pregnant for.... 18 months

Wow - she really is another species!!

Although she went into hiding the last few weeks I didn't see any postnatal evidence of cankles or planet sized arse lucky cow

Have been lurking; you lot are crazy - LOVE IT !!!

I am sure, from her hair, she is made entirely from diatomaceous earth

*waves to jynier

cankles and planet arse are definitely postnatal markers 3 and a half years postnatal

hey, jynier. unlurk and join the insanity.

too hot. and it appears my 4.44 wake up habit has returned

Morning & also waves to Jynier

From now on Kate will be known as The Duchess of Diatomaceous Earth. Long may she gleam & swish!

I have all the postnatal markers permanently now I think!

Right.... I have ordered diatomaceous earth. I shall slowly turn into the duchess. As I am your little experiment Cafe, you had better give me some markers for the research.
Am seeing Dr on Wednesday, I will say nothing....
Wave and for Jynier, Kitty and everyone.

Just a thought though. Perhaps I should just eat my own eyeshadow, mineral make up etc. it must be the same stuff. Although more expensive. As you were.

I have some Green People Anti Age (how exactly?!) eyeliner you can nibble Mini!!

I thought maybe you put it on your face like a mudpack or summink, or grow your tomatoes in it..... you mean you eat it? whatthe?

here is all you need to know.

I went to the Blue Lagoon in Iceland last year & bathed in natural silica in a hot volcanic spring. I also used it as a face pack & inadvertently licked my lips - who knew it could work such wonders?!!

^ themidwife has spoken

it works!

I have just given sage advice on another thread ... why did I do that?

Actually, was so moved by Mary Robinson on Sunday's DID (such a brilliant woman!!!) and the memories of Vince Cable about his first wife on an older edition (he wears 2 wedding rings, y'know!) that I was trying to explain love. WTFDIK?

Are you celebrating something Mrs?
Cafe, do you have a control group? Otherwise the research won't hold up.

Uh oh - what did you say Jynier?!!!

Morning Mini!

Mornin' . I am trying to tackle the office of doom today ( using the term office is a bit misleading, it's little bigger than a cupboard with piles of paper that I laughingly call filing)

Hope Kitty is ok.

Good luck with the cupboard office Mini! Where is Kitty? Maybe the broadband isn't working yet!

This is my randomised control trial you are the gold standard of clinical trials, mini

my control group shall be on a placebo called Heston's ice cream (I am the control group)

You could also add some maca to your earth smoothies if you want to really dazzle DrQuinnMedicineWoman

Hello Jynier! Hello MrsBottesini! Hello themidwife! gnight johnboy