sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

eaten not taken, on iPad.,. Class A pavlova

Is wide awake due to keep getting bite sigh I am senstive to bites got a plug in thingy but still got bite today I have seven on my tummy from three weeks that are still itchy grrrr

How are you all? Just been catching up on the chat I've missed - RL in the form of going back to work has got in the way of MN must get my priorities right

We've spent today having an amazing party with lots of lovely family and friends. Everything went well and the forecast thunderstorms held off. There is a lot of clearing up and we MASSIVELY over catered - anyone for lamp chop or chicken? - but who cares?

stars, you lend a whole new meaning to the phrase "fan mail".

Class A pavlova? It's not listed under Class A in the Misuse of Drugs Act. cafe is this some new designer dessert drug I haven't heard of because I am not hip young.

Yay for parties ! Yayfor prosecco! I drink mine in caves

Caves??

Yay for bluey

Boo to bites

Yay for dessert drugs

I am so not hip, that the word shoreditch makes me break out in minis hives

Got my first ever pair of glasses this week .... Less hipster DJ... More librarian

Prosecco cheesecake anyone ? Where's the butler?

Ah, yes, all my favourite places are caves

Gordon's cave ... Um... A fabulous cave in Mexico...

Why isn't this in chat then d be deleted in three months

Batman

Bluuueeeeyyyyyy (((squish)))

Ice cream induced hyperglycaemic episode,do ignore ^

How's work bluey ?

Exhausting. How did I ever do this full time? Trying to work out if I can go part time permanently (DH doesn't know this yet). Maybe if I can move to compressed hours I can avoid the full time work for part time pay scenario.

I always knew you had a double life, cafe. Doctor/med student by day, Mexican bat by night.

Prosecco pavlova ice cream, anyone?

Mornin all - have been v distracted by DD's bouncy castle 4th birthday party yesterday & DS's 21st meal tonight. I've a craving for that Heston salted caramel popcorn ice cream in half price at Waitrose but it's always sodding sold out when I go in! Grrrr!

Have your blood sugar levels returned to normal Cafe - if they're over 7.8 it may mean the Boot Camp!

Hey Bluey - glad you're back & hi to Mini & Stars & Mrs too

Mexican bat

Gordon's is in London, there's a better cave in Mexico though

How was bouncy date party? Are all children accounted for?

My bm is always above 7.8! yikes

Bluey, does sound exhausting.. Is a job share type arrangement possible? They have to make reasonable adjustments and consider reasonable requests for working hours etc. yadayada

21 already!? But themidwife you are a powerhouse of youth and hot blondeness, baby extracting deltoids glistening in the sun like um, erm, bo derek .. 21 *faints at thought of DS getting any bigger than he already is

Off to buy heston's ice cream...

Blimey Cafe have looked up diatomaceous earth, and it will seemingly cure me of everything and rid my garden/ house of pests! Probably keep away vampires, zombies and HM revenue and customs as well. you can keep your grade A desserts, am off to order a large bag.

Tell us how you get on Mini - may add it to the large selection of supplements on my work top!

Deltoids glistening - I like the sound of that - yes sometimes they are necessary - google McRoberts Manoeuvre & you'll see what I mean!

Glad to say the bouncy party was a great success & a young teeny gorgeous Polish yummy mummy guest did seem genuinely flabbergasted that I also have a 21 year old son yeah yeah just being polite! He himself (diet of beer, fags, curry, biscuits & chips) jokes that we will meet someone in the middle when he's 30 & people will think we're siblings. Note to self to lose 3 stone & have a face lift by then!

You do make me larf Cafe - you cheer us all up you lovely thing you!

I imagine themidwife petting me like a labradoodle puppy as she says Im a lovely thing and then throwing a tub of ice cream across the park which I dash off to fetch

at HMRC

themidwife

you cannot take our magic powder, you'll blind all the new mums with your dazzling cinderella hair (think it's mainly silica, which makes your hair fabulous and makes mini stop itching)

just google McRoberts - argh! scary!

speaking of babies, anyone else think baby cambridge is a little on the gremlin like side of cute? I'm sure he'll grow up to improve, but oh my!

(remembers this is not in chat and won't disappear, has visions of being hunted down by corgis for commenting on a less-than-week-old baby)

Oorrrrfffff with your head Cafe!!

He looked a bit red & pinched - I was looking carefully for the forceps marks or ventouse chignon but maybe those male obstetricians managed to sit on their hands?!! Kate wasn't walking like John Wayne!!

Lustrous Cindarella hair you say?

sorry about skim reading last four posts, utterly pmsl at mini (hmrc)

Do you think it would work on the CSA too?!!!

Probably, they are classified as members of the undead aren't they. Apparently if I take Diatomaceous Earth, not only will my health improve but I will be untroubled by red spider mite, or slugs and snails.

I fear my medical aptitude may be questionable I shall prescribe earth, krill oil and ice cream to all my patients, after I graduate on 2 hours sleep and cramming by Bluey's cram-guides

maybe it will keep away the GMC *sprinkles earth everywhere