sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

you're all my patients, this is sootikins clinic but I will let you pretend you have autonomy mini

bleeeurgh at drinking olive oil (does help with gallstones though..). I remember doing what we are not meant to do (hides from themidwife) and drinking castor oil when very pregnant. yuckyuckyuck I can still taste it when I think of it

it didn't even work! yucky

Ok. Retires to bed and awaits check for vital signs.
So far am still alive and have not passes any sand pies.

you, my wonder, shall pass only sandcastles

I think a combination of heat, caffeine and custard have sent me stranger than usual

lalalaaaaa

how is everyone?

wehey. Fellow insane insomniac. thelunatic

why not wrap your chips in sandpaper and eat that? and where are you going to erm deposit your sandcastles? should we all come with our buckets and spades? (vom) You really must put a flag in it tho, tis tradition.

given ds2 cramploonyboy tonic water. (no gin in it. yet.) also going back on his calcium meds, see if that works. he is dairy free and although he has plenty substitutes and a fantastically balanced diet , I still worry. tbh I think it is all down to a mahoosive growth spurt. he is only a couple of inches shorter than ds1 who is three yrs older than him. And his feet are two sizes bigger than ds1. he always reminds me of one of those pups with the big eyes and huge paws, that they sort of grow into eventually.

any more wake ups with wails and screams tonight and they're getting the gin to go with the bl%dy tonic

medication can cause cramps too, if he's on any at the moment

I have just sat here and made myself feel like an underachieving lump for some reason I am not studying I am wasting time on the internet and realised by reading some superfluous rubbish re olsen twins (talk about growing into features, there) that my ex flatmate is now a super fashion designer person in the US and my other ex flatmate from same house produced an oscar winning movie a couple years ago. I lived with them waaay back in 2005. they are much much much much much much cooler than me

[not sure whether to smile or cry]

I really can't believe this exists

I must prescribe myself some sleeping pills soon for I am polluting my brian with useless things

Ooo er hmm. Can we change our title next time please, people will get the wrong idea.
Getting ready for next sand drink.
Cafe have you got your boy with you? I remember you were planning a trip this summer.
Mrs. I actually wonder what age boys do inhabit their bodies fully and get to know how to operate them. Myself and various friends often hear the ' I was just passing and it fell off' comment.

I think boys finally grow into & learn to inhabit their bodies at around age 33. I always think the age that Jesus Christ was supposed to have died is the age most men not all finally grow up!

Sandcastle pie eh? Definitely needs a flag in it!

I have had the worst period & associated cramps & headache of my life. Awful awful awful incident in the cinema yesterday whilst wearing shorts. Need I say more?

I don't want to be a girl anymore.

Oooh Midwife. How horrible for you. Here is my list of oddness to possibly help period pain. Avoid chocolate (I know). Try motherwort herbal tincture. Also homeopathy< prepares to be relegated to loonydom> I found it helped. Growl scream and cry.

duvet day, themidwife
(Mirena fixed it for me )

we've got a few days at the parents cottage (dh working numerous daft shifts and we wouldn't see him anyway...so we've abandoned the poor sod instead [badwife] ) But it's peeeeeeing it down. really really chucking it down. sigh. three kids, two parents and lots of rain. fab

I have really heavy periods (tmi much) it's awful, lasts nearly a week, need to use night pads and extra super tampax at the same time end up really anaemic. once it went on for months, then I self medicated and it disappeared for 5 months, only to return as usual.

how's your thyroid? any pcos stuff? agree contraception helps, eg combined pill. or pregnancy, that will reduce it

sootikins clinic first consultation over

boys grow into their bodies by 42

second consultation over

mine will often say 'but mummy, I did not throw it, it fell from my hand...'

I have never tried homeopathy, mini

and yes and no in answer to your qu. I am not planning an exciting trip anywhere but we are 'holidaying' in London it's difficult ducking from the wrath of the ex, his parents though. I am pretty super stressed - happy days

Much better today but lost my mooncup round the cinema u bend yesterday hence the drama! Bye bye £22. "Feminine hygiene" machine not working. Glad it was dark!

I was sterilised last year & my periods have been mammoth every since. Sigh. Don't want hormone contraceptives. Will try homeopathy though. I had spiritual healing about 15 years ago for the same problem (1st H had a vasectomy so no need for contraception) which really worked - no more pain & flooding for years. Now it's back. Perhaps I've angered the spirits. Somehow.

Headache continues.

spirits are for drinking

On call - no spirits of either sort here!

Waves to all been so busy at work starlet is back and has watched 11 hollyoaks esps in two sitting she even has geordie shore on sky planner had a good day today with starlet and dp in next towm going around charity shops starlet spent 40 pounds with out breaking in to a sweat!!!! I am waiting for earth thing too to see if it stops me getting bite oh and starlet has just taken dafty dog for a walk and has brought back a puppy with no collar that was running into the road sigh she is pretty but we off in a minute to knock and doors then phone the pound

Baby dafty dog owners been found starlet is now heartbroken sigh

Well that's 2 of us on Cafe's special research project then Stars. I am still alive. Tail wagging and nose wet.
How many little Georgie's have been born this week Midwife?
We have just come back from visit to FIL. He is still v. wobbly but is managing on sticks. He just wants to be looked after. MIL (dementia) is strong and full of beans. Very waring.

Oh bless you mini ..dont think im brave enough to make a drink out of that earth stuff though will chuck on bed mattsress and around sofa

Now that would be good bear foot medicine. Hooverbag fluff, cures everything.
Just me on the experiment then.shuffles back to cage.

Barefoot. Not bloody bearfoot.

Ok mini just read up on it I will cure my crap haor my crap nail my lumpy skin my age spots detox me and may make my farts smell less well telling dp all this he said drink the dam stuff women so waiting for it arrive so in a day or too I too will be drinking mud < grin>