Sleepy Sootikins no 5

[KittyAndTheFontanelles]

Shall I start it as I finished the last? I bet no-one sees my last post

Can someone link for me please? I can't on my phone.

thanks Mrs! I just got up I couldn't sleep so in effect I wasted hours lying there with no reading material saying 'sleep sleep' to myself

right.. where to start

if I fail, please don't tell my mum

... all calm down, guys! Everything will be ok! Welcomed in midsummer's day by turning on the heating again! Have not seen the full moon and had to resort to looking at pics taken by other people. Went over to recreation area to clean up after doggers and found £2.05p. under the zip wire.

Hope that you're all coping well; laptop is overheating so can't stay on here long! Best wishes to you all ...

'recreation area'

immature café sniggering

Sending good vibes to you Cafe today

Starlet now back at her dads sigh the school timetable didnt fit her subjects. Feeling rather numb not much sleep keep having wired dreams about exh and me throwing goats at him !!!!!!

Waves to all

Phnarr phnarr Cafe!

Good luck with the exams - just put the leg on the right way round this time & you'll be ok

I did a suturing workshop last week - we don't suture much in the community & I've lost the skill that's for sure - them knots are a challenge!

Hope everyone else is ok - no bumps or anything

Suture course eh midwife, you get all the excitement. Thems transferable skills them is.

mini, I'm thinking knitting, what are you thinkin

I used to be brilliant at suturing when I was a delivery suite midwife a million years ago. Now I'm good at finding short cuts through the hilly countryside & ringing the scan department appointments line!

Am thinking Christmas turkey, darning socks, I mean we all do that all the time. Catching up a loose hem. Tying up your runner beans. Crochet. Def knitting, embroidery. Tatting. List is endless really, get it on your CV Midwife.

wow. 4 HOURS OF EXAM

and since then. I have realised > half my answers were definitely wrong, and have slept, and am now meant to be up and in the hospital, but have instead come home having done no work at all today. I have hit apathy rather than panic state, which is not good. I need to learn the entirety of anatomy in 24 hours. and now I am tired, so before I start, I might sleep. When I return I am hoping themidwife will have made it very simple for me and mrsshrek and mini, you'll teach me all my neuroanatomy. there [passively sits back waiting to be taught 2 years of anatomy]

suturing themidwife! we should have a mumsnet meetup it would be so educational

stars - hope things okay now, are you throwing the small little fluffy goats or the big ones?

worrying, is the fact that I actually did some surgery.. yet, I cannot sew on a button I take all my clothes to the dry cleaner if buttons fall off as I am so incompetent

Oh cafe!! I hope you managed to get some study in. I'm sure you'll be ok - it's amazing how much sinks in by osmosis

(()) for cafe

Big goats with sharpen horns cafe i had a catapolt with wheels and eveything think anrgy birds but with goats had it again last night strangly smoothing

Quick wave, I am here but lurking - back to work this week! cafe, can I join you on the "brain is full" step?

My brain is full today too. Can we have a rest & stop thinking for a while?

Oh yes please im the same midwife my poor head feels like its going to imploed due to work ( getting a new way to do so post ) plus its payslips week
trys to sit in a yoga way but hip goes into spasmse gives up heads to fridge for wine

Yep brain full here, and my b*** washer has packed in. It's only just out of guarantee. I am mega hacked off. It's a Bosch an'all supposed to be reliable and all that, my old washer lasted 20 years ( maysherestinpeace)
( grumpy face emoticon)

Oh fuckadoodledo Mini! My last car did that - waited until a month over manufacturer's warranty & the whole steering rack & pump went causing £1500 of repairs! Grrr!

I want wine too but on call - hope some poor unsuspecting woman doesn't go into labour tonight - a functioning brain is a legal requirement in the Midwives Rules!

Yes indeed. Perk up Midwife. Might have to bribe neighbour to let me use her washer. DHs clothes are made of clay. He in building. Deep sigh. Car just had an electrical fault too. Money gently flows in and floods out.

Mini our money just looks at the account before it runs away screaming should I put out a welcoming basket.and naice cushions

Hope you have a quite night midwife

Mini its awful when that happens strokes her washer there there washer pretty washer .. thinks about it and runs around flat to stroke all electric things to smooth any jealously

stars, whitegoodsporn?

Good kuck bluey (work).and cafe (exam)
I would join you on the brainfreeze but my brain has been presumed missing for at least a year if anyone finds a bit give it to cafe to take to her exam put it in the post please.
Have done my end of term reports but have realised I have another psych assignment to do - not complicated just time consuming. .