right, I am going to have to call in the troops 
I am so woefully behind. I allocate teaching roles as follows:
Bluey, statistics - impressive yet I am so fick I don't know how to invert anything numerical. You could have a winning series with this
The only thing I know is a P value [fick emoticon]
themidwife, ah, my friend 
[bribery] anatomy of the abdomen and the pelvis please, and the head and neck (babies have heads and necks don't they) and all of endocrinology please pathways etc and embryology, yes all of that too. and some haematology cos people bleed and stuff. yeah. anything you miss out , the butler will tell me
MrsShrek I allocate you to sociology, psychology, epidemiology help and neurology, all of it, and neurophysiology, all of it
Kitty - you make curry and let me be at your delivery of Christmas pudding and get it signed off on my assessment form 
and you could teach me cardiology cos I luffs you
mini - you're a bit psychic right, you tell me all the questions in advance. you also teach me immunology. and GI.
stars kick me regularly with your steel toe boots in different parts of my body and test my knowledge of neural pathways causing pain and biochemistry about how that pain is transmitted precisely getting me to draw each molecule and enzyme
jynier shall teach me all pathologies ever
there, awesome team!