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Dating thread no 51

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JulietteMontague · 13/04/2013 12:59

All tales of online and real life dating here!

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MirandaWest · 15/04/2013 16:47

You are going to do it all I can tell Grin

KirstyWirsty · 15/04/2013 16:58

juliette and flipper toe isn't sore at all now the nail has been removed

Hello to everyone else

KinNora · 15/04/2013 18:05

Hello everybody, what a joy to be back at work after two weeks off.

Lubey you sound ready for just about anything, I'm really pleased it's all going so well.

Kirsty you have my toe nail sympathy, hurty.

Juliette Skypeing the Dutch chappy, fingers crossed he's funny and gorgeous.

Ike whatchoo up to ?

Velvet - hello chuck !

OWW any more recruits to the great army of engineers ?

WFF when's your interview, Twinny ?

I've been liked on okc by some bloke who says he's a reformed armed robber -smashing ! Also chatting to a reasonably amusing scientist on Match ( I know, whatever next ) and a funny writer on okc. Just told Showbiz to flirt with me, let's see what he can come up with.

(Lame eye compliment is the answer to that one)

ike1 · 15/04/2013 18:10

Hello folklets! Do I sense a hint of sarcasm there Kin? Been kinda hangin' and trying to do col work. May have a date with an ippy who is into biofeedback and polyamory...losing touch with reality now obvs...hahaha

JulietteMontague · 15/04/2013 18:17

Ike snort, I suspected the Herbalist was your intro into you finding your hippy dippy crystal weaving side. How would you feel about polyamory?

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ike1 · 15/04/2013 18:23

I would feel like a dose of polyamory as much as I fancy a dose of the clap at the mo Jules!! He sounds like a fun guy so I might meet for a drink or summat!

KinNora · 15/04/2013 18:23

I resent that, no I was not being sarcastic, Ike ! I was like genuinely missing you and everything.

ike1 · 15/04/2013 18:28

No..lol...I mean...about the 'joy' of being back in work....'course you missed me!!!....

ike1 · 15/04/2013 18:42

.....and of course I missed all of you guys
......am feeling quite loved today in general...went into col and the (male and female) guys were flocking around loving me up! So that was great...
now an ippy in t'internet wants to show me his biofeedback kit! The lines must be a-lined today!!

KinNora · 15/04/2013 18:46

Well that's alright then. Wouldn't be the same on here without you and the weird blokes you attract

Showbiz has stepped up the text flirting. Cough. Distracting.

JulietteMontague · 15/04/2013 18:48

Ike wtaf is a biofeedback kit. I take it it's not a euphemism?

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KinNora · 15/04/2013 18:48

Feelin' the love, Ikester

ike1 · 15/04/2013 19:19

Ooooh is he getting in touch with his filthy side 'speshally for you Kin? Jule...who the heck knows what a bio feedback kit has in it ...but as long as there is no Angel Delight I might allow him to show me...

KinNora · 15/04/2013 19:24

He's telling me how he's going to lift my hair and gently kiss down my neck and along my shoulders. He thinks I'm a laydeeeeeee

I had to google biofeedback kit, it's an aid to relaxation, and not special 'gentleman's' relaxation at that.

ike1 · 15/04/2013 19:37

Yeah...Kin summat like that..oh gawd...I do attract em. That sounds quite pleasant Kin....quite sensual as opposed to duuuuuurty...

KinNora · 15/04/2013 19:44

I think it might be like those things where the more successfully you slow your heartbeat, you can transform a fish into an angel on a computer screen.

Or that might just be a weird dream I've had.

( he doesn't know that I turn into a raging nympho if my neck's kissed )

MsCellophane · 15/04/2013 21:14

I had a successful date today - successful as he had teeth, was polite and pleasant and nice looking

Little bit shorter than stated but that's ok as still taller than me. Spends his whole life in a car and hotels (but has huge expense account)

Older than I'm used too but lovely face and manner. Will see if we manage date two before I rule it totally successful but as a date, it was very pleasant

KinNora · 15/04/2013 21:21

Would you like a dating high five MsC ? That sounds like a qualified success.

WarmFuzzyFun · 15/04/2013 21:30

Lubey, you sound so capable. Well done for beginning to make the changes you want. With OD sometimes it is good to press pause. Think I want someone to sponsor me to lose weight and in my case drink wine, any takers? When?s the planned relaunch? I have one tentatively planned for later this year, if and when, IYKWIM Wink (Got to get some spectacular photos first though, have already rewritten my profile in readiness!)

Scrazy, new guy eh?

Hey Kin. I may have to hand you the dating baton at the rate you?re going, and then you might like to go for your grade 3 Jezebel badge?Hmm Showbiz, might be a bodice ripper Wink
Ike, It?s been a while. Smile

MsC, very pleasant is very good Grin. A man with potential, fingers crossed.

I am semi sofa, semi lurking, and trying to stay fully chilled. All is well?for now?

ike1 · 15/04/2013 21:42

apparently this geezer is into neotantra...yawn...Sting territory then...helloooo WFF....how the hell are ya!

WarmFuzzyFun · 15/04/2013 21:47

Hey Ike! I am good, so I'm told Grin. And you? Which sites are you on, if any?

Have you been following the thread? We've had some times, some good and some not so good, but we are pressing on.

WarmFuzzyFun · 15/04/2013 21:51

Although I sometimes miss my 'mail a man a day' challenge...

KirstyWirsty · 15/04/2013 21:59

MsC .. How much shorter was he? I've been messaged by a guy who says he is 5'7" .. Like your bloke seems great otherwise

How does the Jezebel rating work?

JulietteMontague · 15/04/2013 22:04

MsC pleasant is good Grin

Ike neotantra? just when you think it's safe to go back in there...

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ike1 · 15/04/2013 22:27

I know Jule....WFF ...its OKCupid for my sins they are mostly poly/bi/dom/ sub..on there it seems at times. Yes I have been kinda keeping up to date with goings on...be feeling a bit reflective too since The Herb scenario so as well as col....I suppose I have just not had much to say (bloody hell..that IS unusual!!Checks temp...)

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