Dating thread no 51

[JulietteMontague]

All tales of online and real life dating here!

dammit Lubey, why dya have to post the daily fail link ...now I'm mesmerized by trashy sleb gossip

He has clearly decided to send precisely the same message to 40-something brunettes scattered throughout the south east Bant I think that merits a little poke.

'However, 49per cent of men believe that practice of pre-screening is ' unacceptable.'

well, aint nuthin' they can do about it....

I'd always look somone up on the net...it's just a no brainer to find out as much as poss before deciding whether to meet!

Kin & Juliette, are we talking about a dutch guy??
I'm in the south east, pretty sure I had something from a dutch guy

Are the two of you not close by? I thought while a bit stupid, using the same generic mail to two women in the same town isn't pokeworthy

If you're miles away then go for it. Don't be cruel though.

No Bant I'm in North Hertfordshire, I think Juliette is a fair distance away, he's in Hampshire.

I'm incapable of being cruel, it's not in my nature ( slightly sarky from time to time, maybe )

Mercury no, he's in Hampshire.

Mercury I' talking to a Dutch guy, but that's not the one that Kin and I are taunting is English in the South East. How old is your Dutch guy?

Bant he is clearly of the opinion that 40 something women are gagging for it. Identical messages asking for sex fun.

Right, no date with Rick tomorrow, very polite bloke and he asked to rearrange for Friday or next Thursday (what's he up to in between then I wonder - he suggested Thursday this week as well. Probably childcare but it does make me a little bit suspicious when they are so clear on what days are okay).

Waiting for Indie to reply - will keep you posted.

Nothing from the weird stalker bloke, but I didn't message him back either, thought better of it. Will be avoiding that pub I think which is a shame as it's nice. Didn't think I was that noticeable!

To be fair, I am gagging for it.

it's pretty common on dating sites, the younger guys who think women over 40 are 'low hanging fruit'
I can spot them a mile off

It might have just been a profile view from the dutch bloke?

omigosh

'HI I'M 42 NOW AND I'M LOOKING FOR SOME FUN WITH ANY LADIES OUT THERE, WHO WANT ME. IN MY SPARE TIME I LIKE TO KEEP MYSELF FIT. I ALSO LIKE MUSIC, PHOTOGRAPHY, TEN-PIN BOWLING, COLLECTING MODEL AIRPLANES & SOLDIERS, AND GOING TO THE MOVIES. I DESCRIBE MYSELF AS BEING A HARD WORKING LAD, WITH A VGSOH, I'M BOTH FUNNY AND VERY BROAD MINDED. I'M NOT INTO SMOKERS SORRY AND DOGS DON'T LIKE ME EITHER.... I'M NOT THAT EXPERIENCED SEXUALLY, BUT I'M WILLING TO GIVE ANYTHING A GO... SO I'M LOOKING FOR A SEXY LADY WHO WILL LET ME FUCK HER AT HER PLACE,...AS I CAN'T ACCOMODATE UNFORTUNATELY, AS I CURRENTLY STILL LIVE WITH ELDERLY PARENTS... I'M PREPARED TO TRAVEL TO YOUR PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET IT ON IF YOU LIKE... I LIKE TO PLAY IT SAFE ALWAYS... SO LADIES MY COCK IS HARD AND READY AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY PROFILE, AND IT WANTS TO MEET YOU MOUTH AND PUSSY ASAP...SO GIVE ME A CHANCE, ... DURING THE DAY I'M A NORMAL, DOWN TO EARTH, GENUINE GUY...THEN AT NIGHT I TURN INTO A TIGER ESPECIALLY IN BED....MY LAST FUCK BUDDY GAVE ME 9 OUT OF 10, AFTER FUCKING HER DOGGYSTYLE FOR A GOOD HOUR.... SO LADIES I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU....I'M OFF EVERY WEDS SO I'M LOOKING FOR A LADY WHO WILL LET ME OR WANTS ME TO FUCK HER ON A REGULAR BASIS. I'M RELIABLE AND FRIENDLY...'

yeah...thats really gonna help him pull

OWW I have a Pavlovian reaction every time you mention Rick. Please meet him on Friday I'm in danger of Rick rolling strangers.

Bant he is blanket bombing for sex but being dishonest about it by making out he thinks we are special. He deserves all he gets for that, what if we were lonely and vulnerable and actually believed him? That is how some vulnerable women end up getting very hurt.

us girls need to collaborate and compare notes to root out the players!!

Dutch guys, prisoners in Holland it's not looking good

Kin I am also gagging for it but nothing would let that near me!

what really amazes me is that he thinks writing in caps is OK.
I mean it just makes him look MAD & SHOUTY irrespective of what he actually writes

Too fricking true Juliette ( I'm being seduced via text by Showbiz anyway ).

Mercury I'm slightly concerned that he 'changes into a tiger' in bed, that would both be dangerous and may attract unwelcome attention from the authorities.

Wine is the young one the lad who acts as a carer for his mum ?

Is it a stylish hat that you may wear to Snape and 48's double wedding, Wine ?