Dating thread no 45

[JulietteMontague]

Online and real life dating chat, all welcome

It is going to be Hot in California. I am

:o

Thanks

Snowing here also!

No snow here in the south midlands but it's bitterly cold

I've changed my mind about Mr Shallow, he's doing my head in. He just told me his preference for lady gardens. I mean why would you even say that?

Jan, he's hoping you'll say something titillating to help him masturbate

Shall I tell him my lady garden is like an afro? That'll put him off.

Tell him you weave daisies into it

And when daisies aren't in flower, thistles

I've gone with the afro with daisies he hasn't replied yet.

Am going to ignore from now on.

he's too busy visualizing your 'lady garden' thats why:o

I've gone with the afro with daisies he hasn't replied yet.

Am going to ignore from now on.

No janflan there's too much mileage in this.

If he responds, tell him you have a regrettable hereditary condition that does not limit the growth of your public hair... So you plait it, intertwining ribbons dependant on the season and it now reaches your knees. You are actually the world record hold and featured in the Guinness book of world records.,.

Snape i think i love you that's brilliant.

Janflan, your pubic hair is now 'public' (according to Snape )

I only just noticed that.

Spellcheck fail.

Although discussing ones pubic hair on t'internetz makes it public.

Well, I love you too! Far easier to say on t'internetz than in person to actual people after you've been going out with them for six weeks and might have given them heroes. I mean herpes. Typo. Oop.

Go on tell him Snape.

Can i just state that my lady garden does not really resemble an afro.

Snape and Nameless sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
first came love, then came marriage
then came babies in a golden carriage

I've had wine.

Funny though, innit. Wine gives me the courage to declare my heart, yet not the driving capacity to get me to the train station, park up, grab a 15 minute train ride, sneak my way past a complicit neighbour, drop by unannounced, knock on his door, throw him up against a wall, kiss him until he gets dizzy, say nothing and then go home.

Although, that might not be romantic and might actually be slightly worrying behaviour.... Hmmmmm.

He might enjoy that Snape.

Blokes, oi. Straw poll.

You've been seeing someone for six weeks, nothing has been said regarding relationship status.. If your amourata dropped by unannounced, kissed you until you felt and/or weak/dizzy and then disappeared on a cloud of perfume....m

...what would happen next?'

Dunno...what's an amourata???