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New beginning. Dating thread 41

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lubeybooby · 11/02/2013 23:22

Dating chit chat here :)

OP posts:
Scrazy · 15/02/2013 23:28
Grin
Snapespeare · 15/02/2013 23:31

we had 'the chat'.

the rubber johnnies are still in my bag. in a pristine, unopened condition.

because he had his own
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

KinNora · 15/02/2013 23:32

Whoop !

Scrazy · 15/02/2013 23:33

I asked him a question that was too hard, he's gone!

Scrazy · 15/02/2013 23:34

Snape, so pleased for you xx

KinNora · 15/02/2013 23:34

You cruel woman, Scrazy

ike1 · 15/02/2013 23:36

Sooooo the 'french letters' were opened eh????

SweetSeraphim · 15/02/2013 23:38

WHAT???? Dish! Immediately! I have been waiting ALL NIGHT for this! Grin

grinchie · 15/02/2013 23:39

scrazy I think you did well to have the conversation for that long.
I can only think of 3 words to say to a more-brawn-than-brain bloke 13 years younger than me Grin

snape wish they had a pom poms emoticon Grin

ike1 · 15/02/2013 23:39

Nooo 'pissed dj' is a Satday night spesh cos otherwise the kids complain about the noise.....

ike1 · 15/02/2013 23:42

I am enjoying 'tartex finger' and waiting for a Snape update...

Scrazy · 15/02/2013 23:42

'All at once' showing my age here and just how much I miss the ex. 'And it hurts more than you know, so much more than it shows'.

Anyway Snape spill, no don't, just glad that you are happy.

hoplittlebunnyhophophop · 15/02/2013 23:46

Happy for you, Snape!!

lubeybooby · 15/02/2013 23:58

Snape yeehaaw! :o

OP posts:
ike1 · 16/02/2013 00:03

'Got a stolen wife and a rinestone life...'c'mon Snape nearly eaten all the Tartex gonna have to go to bed soon....

JulietteMontague · 16/02/2013 00:12

Snape Grin Grin Grin so happy for you!

Snapespeare · 16/02/2013 00:23

Sorry my phone died on the way back from the station.

We had the chat, fully clothed. We paused for a bit so he could digest the information. Then the POWAH of the red bra was unleashed. Grin

[bluebirds] [vom]

Snapespeare · 16/02/2013 00:26

...and I will NOT divulge the (ahem!) ins and outs of the situation... But it was quite easily the most bizarre first time sex ever because it was slow and gentle and smiley with lots of eye contact and there was motherfucking Brahms piano concertos playing.

It was movie-sex.

Blush
Scrazy · 16/02/2013 00:31

[jealous] I want that again!

Snapespeare · 16/02/2013 00:40

Mine!

Just plugged my phone in to find a message from him that he was blissed-out from my kisses. Blush

Movie sex! Movie sex! Movie sex! Movie sex! Movie sex! Movie sex!

Fucking hell.

Shut the fuck up snape. Grin

FaffTastic · 16/02/2013 00:43

I'm a longtime lurker from thread 9 or something like that put just wanted to post that I'm delighted for you snape Grin

Flipper924 · 16/02/2013 00:47
Envy Grin
ike1 · 16/02/2013 00:48

Never mind ' I want that AGAIN'....I would like it erm once would be nice.....

ike1 · 16/02/2013 00:48

oH and lovely Snapes....

Flipper924 · 16/02/2013 00:50

No dating news here, but I did see a muntjac deer on the way to the pub tonight. I may use this when I next venture into OD.

Oh, and Envy again, Snape.

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